texts from last night
I assume alcohol was involved.
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(857): Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
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(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.
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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
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(617): I cannot find my penis.
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