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Old 06-15-2009, 01:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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Originally Posted by Fat Mike
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
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I understand the whole health aspect, but that girl is not that far into the overweight category. Sure, she's got a slightly better chance than I to have issues with diabetes or heart disease, but at least ankles aren't blowing out under the pressure of walking.

I'm a smoker and a chronic alcoholic, anyhow. I can't really hold unhealthy life choices against anyone...

Plus, big girls appreciate you more =p
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