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Old 08-12-2009, 01:23 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by World's King View Post
Hey Colton, I'm sure you'll take this as a compliment but you kind of remind me of Zoolander.
I'm sure he's somewhere in here:


doing "Blue Steel". Or maybe "Magnum". Or "Le Tigre" for Shani. But my guess is that he's really only mastered "Ferrari" and is trying to add the others.

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Originally Posted by Crack View Post
This thread makes me giggle, too bad I didn't see it earlier.

Colton, I am not gay either, but I swear to god I will track down every single picture of you that I can find and masturbate furiously to it while picturing us holding hands at the mall.

I do not do this for my benefit, or because I enjoy it... I do it to make you feel uncomfortable.
Do a little search, Colton, and you'll quickly find that Crack would probably actually do this. And send the video of it to your mom.
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