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Old 01-18-2010, 05:32 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Yes! An entire trunk-full! Oh, wait... yeah. That would be creepy.
I used to drive around with a trunk full of condoms....magnums at that! The condoms didn't freak the boys out as much as the HIV tests.

I used to work for a health department in their Health Education division. I would take condoms and pass them out at health fairs. My favorite was passing them out at the Senior Citizen Center. I also helped with the HIV testing. I can't count how many times I was tested. (I would get tested as an example to show people how easy it is. It eased the nerves. I had a false positive once...that was scary.)

Anyway, always carry a condom. It's less nerve wracking than an pregnancy test or an HIV test.
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She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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