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Old 05-23-2010, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
I had a lesbian friend once who asked me to provide her and her girlfriend sperm so they could make a baby...

It was something I had to think long and hard about. The issue, for me, wasn't "even if I never see the kid again". It was "if she comes at me for child support". I didn't want anything to do with the kid.

We thought about looking into contracts and stuff, but, in the end, I jerked off into a pill bottle, gave her the sperm, and informed her that any potential child would never be acknowledged as mine by me.

She never got pregnant.

Overall, I could have really gotten fucked in that whole ordeal had the turkey baster done its job properly, and, looking back, it was a horrendous idea.

To each their own, though...
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