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Old 08-26-2010, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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6. At a party, a girl to a guy: "You seem nice, and I'm kind of horny, and I was hoping you'd want to help me out with that." Worked, of course.

8. At a party in college, one girl to another: "You know that story women tell about 'that one time in college' with another girl? I think you should tell that story about me." Worked. And was incredibly hot.

9. Another college party, girl to a guy: "Nice jeans. Can I test the zipper?" Worked, of course.
Heh, I don't think that there is any line a woman could try that would fail.
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