A few gems from the Simpsons:
Quote:
Moe : Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
Sideshow Mel : Whatever did you do moe?!
Moe : Well it coulda been a real ugly situation but...I managed to shoot him in the spine.
*crowd claps and cheers*
Moe : Yeah!! I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!
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and
Quote:
Homer: Oh, I don’t need anything like that… yet… Just give me my gun.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but the law requires a five-day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I’m mad now! I’d kill you if I had my gun.
Clerk: Yeah, well you don’t.
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I appreciate humor that's introspective.