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Old 04-24-2011, 01:49 AM   #17 (permalink)
monkeysugar
I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross.
 
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Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...
For the record, I've had my twig and berries examined by both male and female practitioners, once by both, with ultrasound involved. In all cases, never popped a boner, much less "splooged" on anyone. If anything, it was a case of "turtle head syndrome." Non-scatological reference, Semi-stressful situation, not awkward for anyone involved, had to coax the little bastard out. Your views/experience may vary.
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