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Old 05-10-2011, 02:00 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by telekinetic View Post
No offense intended to you or your girlfriend, but if she is pregnant now, it's not yours. It wouldn't even show up on a pregnancy test for a few weeks.
Unless this is like that Xena story arc where Gabrielle gets pregnant and gives birth within a matter of days because she's impregnated by the dark lord Dayhoc (or some such spelling-- fuck if I'm Googling it).

Maybe Goofy Duck is some dark, vaguely Grecian god living in India disguised as an 18 year old.
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