A variation on the same theme:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed an
implantable computer chip that can store and play high quality music in stereo through women's breasts.
The iTit will cost from $99 to $499 with speaker sizes ranging
from 32AA (which has perfectly flat frequency response) to 40DD (highly noticeable peaks and valleys).
This is considered to be a major social as well as musical
breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts instead of listening to them.