Hail Citizen Phredgreen!
Long ago hot dogs and hamburgers released the hostility and anger found in their heated rivalry and embraced each other as brothers. I now consider them my dear, sweet friends. Let go of the old ways and learn that there will be more than just one picnic in life.
For Cheese, who just hasn't met the right corndog yet...
And may the burger gods bless Antagony's prompt and friendly service!
-GH