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This is the way I heard it:
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16 oz. can of Miller Lite
The checkout guy looks at her and says,"Single, eh?"
She smiles sweetly and responds, "Yes, how did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're fuckin' ugly."
I think it was meant for the items to show that she is single, and then the person would state how ugly she is, although i think it fits a drunk better to say it than the cashier.
Nevertheless, a good joke.
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