bermuDa

pity sex is donated to me
cause the best sex is free
but i have yet to see
any philanthropy

your rhyme scheme's a bore
it's lacking in power
I wish I could say more
but after that whore
I needs me a shower

did I say 'whore'?
I meant titty board!
It's much cheaper, and quite quicker
But for some reason it'll leave you stickier

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