*Slurps up her mai tai and ponders who to tag next*
Oh, I know...
*Walks casually over to the unsuspecting Hal and slaps him on the ass* YOU'RE IT, Hal!
On a side note:
Mai tais can be made a hundred different ways, here is the original "old way" recipe:
1 ounce Fine Jamaican Rum
1 ounce Martinique Rum (St. James)
1/2 ounce Orange Curacao
1/2 ounce Orgeat Syrup
Juice from one fresh lime (about 3/4 ounce)
Shake vigorously.
Add a sprig of fresh mint.
...Heaven..