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In my junior year in high school, I got totally wasted on vodka, and started saying how badly I wanted to kick a friend of mine's ass. And then I started saying how awesome I would be at wide receiver for our football team(I was a guard). I started saying "LOOK AT THESE HANDS, HOW COULD THEY NOT PUT ME AT WIDEOUT?!?!?!"
I also referred to my friend Chaston as "Cody", and my friend Nathan as "Tyler".
They gave me hell over that night forever.
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"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons
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