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Originally posted by Mr Scorcex
This is certainly proof from the hamburger gods about something... can I join your space expedition?
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Hail Mr. Scorcex!
There is always room for students from federally funded teaching institutions. You’re in.
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Originally posted by Troublebot
. I do however, have some questions:
Is there some way to lose my gut, get rock hard abs and gluts and gain the likeness of a greek god, while in suspended animation?
Will we meet "space chicks?"
Do I get a blaster of some kind?
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Hail Troublebot!
Here are some answers:
I was counting on you. You shall be my First Officer and also in charge of severed heads. I will have your cryogenic mold made one size too small. I am certain over the years the effects will be startling. Sadly, I can’t promise “space chicks.” Know in your heart of hearts that I will endeavor to make celestial hook-ups happen for all of my crew. Also know that I have not been very successful in this regard on my home planet and see no reason to expect a change of luck once we slip Earth’s surly bonds and touch the bun of the space hamburger. You never know, the cold vacuum of space may turn me into a player. Snoogans will be handing out the blasters when needed. Welcome aboard.
I might also add that this thread seems to be heading for a move to the nonsense forum.
Keep an eye out for relocation. I’m off to salvage some scrap metal!
-GH