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Old 08-20-2003, 09:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Thank you sir.

Here are our choices:

The Pub Challenger

TWO FULL POUNDS OF BEEF! Run through the garden. If you eat ALL the burger in one hour you will receive a Denny's T-Shirt, a completion certificate and 50% off the price, and you're put in the Hall of Fame. GOOD LUCK!! ................................................................ $9.85


The Pub Super Challenger

Our THREE POUND BABY BOY! That's right, three full pounds of ground beef with the works. 1½ hour time limit. We buy it, if you eat it. Plus a Denny's T-Shirt and certificate and you're put in the Hall of Fame. GOOD LUCK!! ............................................................................ $15.35


The YE OLDE 96er

Our SIX POUND GRAND CHALLENGER!

Two whole tomatoes
A half-head of lettuce
12 slices of American cheese
A full cup of peppers
Two entire onions
Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.

Three hour time limit for this Big Guy! Can you do it? Ask your server for details. $23.95

Some day, some day,
-GH

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