From one of the masters himself, Bruce Campbell:
6 pints Karo Syrup
3 pints red food coloring
1 pint non dairy creamer
1 drop blue food coloring
1. The Karo Syrup is you foundation, the base of your blood. Pour syrup into a large ceramic bowl.
2. In the medium bowl, stir the non-dairy creamer until it turns into a nice paste. This will provide opacity.
3. Gradually fold the non-dairy paste into the syrup.
4. Stir in red food coloring. Add drop of blue food coloring for density.
5. Test on white surface.
6. Coat aspiring actor from the top down.
7. To remove, place actor into hot shower, fully clothed, and let sit for 30 minutes or until clean.
There you have it.
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