OMG I'M FAT!
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Originally posted by maddog30
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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Really, though, most of these rules are completely reasonable.
Except:
1. Pumpkin is a VEGETABLE. Google agrees with me.
1. I don't date guys who like sports and I hate to shop. Those rules are null and void as far as I'm concerned.