Quotes!
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Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy.
Captain Murphy: It's not a toy, It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding.
Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help.
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That's not in the budget! how are we paying for all this?
Sparks: Selling pot.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Holders.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Made of hemp.
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[Almost directly taken from Apocalypse Now]
Captain Murphy: Did they say why they want to terminate my command?
Marco: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Captain Murphy: Are my methods unsound?
Marco: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Captain Murphy: Are you an assassin?
Marco: I'm a soldier.
Captain Murphy: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. SO WET WILLIE FOR YOU!
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