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Originally posted by Forks
LOL.
that reminds me of one time i caught my bro doing something weird with a vacuum hose in the swimming pool. i don't know if he was old enough to be spanking it yet but for some reason he decided to put his penis in the pool's vacuum hose (that attaches to the underwater vacuum that cleans the pool). well, he was alone in the pool when i hear screaming and go to see what the hell is wrong...
he was yelling, "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" at the top of his lungs. i looked and saw the hose (which was usually limp and curled lazily around the pool) had become straight and constricted due to the intense suction and had him struggling near the edge of the pool. he was trying like a madman to get it off his penis(unsuccessfully i might add) and his face was a bright red. after laughing at the sight for a minute, i noticed the extreme pain he appeared to be in and mercifully turned the vacuum pump off. i never really said much to him about it but i hope he learned a lesson through the experience.
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damn,thats gotta SUCK!lol
sorry couldnt resist the chance for a horrible punn!