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Old 10-13-2003, 09:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
WhatAboutBob
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Best Man's Speech...

So, I have to give the Best Man's speech at a wedding last Saturday and I came up with the ultimate closing line.

Everyone thought it was hilarious, except for the pastor (sorry father).

I finished the speech by saying:

"I have a little advice for the both of you for your honeymoon...always remember, if sex is a pain in the ass....you're doing it the wrong way!"
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