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Troublebot · 10-20-2003, 07:48 AM

One time I hired Bones to babysit my infant child. When he came to the door, he was sort of glassy eyed, but I didn't think anything of it at the time.

Later, while at dinner, I called home to check on the baby and Bones said everything was fine. He had even put a turkey in the oven for my wife and I. Once we realized we didn't have a turkey in the house, we rushed home.

Bones was stoned out of his head on those recreational drugs all the kids do. In his "hepped-up" state, he had mistaken our innocent child for a turkey and cooked it!

DAMN YOU BONES!

10-20-2003, 07:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	One time I hired Bones to babysit my infant child. When he came to the door, he was sort of glassy eyed, but I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, while at dinner, I called home to check on the baby and Bones said everything was fine. He had even put a turkey in the oven for my wife and I. Once we realized we didn't have a turkey in the house, we rushed home. Bones was stoned out of his head on those recreational drugs all the kids do. In his "hepped-up" state, he had mistaken our innocent child for a turkey and cooked it! DAMN YOU BONES! __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.