Thread: Masturbation
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think the answer to both questions of how much a guy masturbates with or without a girlfriend can be summed up in this simple phrase: There aren't enough hours in the day, my friend.

Masturbating is quick, painless (if you're doing it right) and always satisfies, while relations with a gal pal is certainly more entertaining, more worthwhile and a helluva lot of fun, it is sometimes comparable to squeezing water from a rock.

Sometimes it's just quicker to pull up to the self-serve pump and do it yourself.
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