Neato

... for the new movie "The Cat in the Hat" staring Mike Myers... er... or was it for the refreshing 7-Up rip off, Sierra Mist... uhm... or maybe it was for that tasty Pringles rip off, Frito-Lay Stax?
It's as if the words "If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college." were going though my mind. My fragile mind can't handle it. I... am going to... explode.

Advertising 3 products in one commercial would be awesome if it ment there were two less commercials in that commercial break... but it doesn't. No, instead I, Joe Consumer, get 3 crappy products shoved into my brain at the same time. It's just another heap of anoying added to the already enormous pile that is advertising.

Am I the only person who feels this way?
Forgive me if my first rant was a little weak...