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Old 04-29-2003, 11:04 AM   #152 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Uncle Phil has eyes of volcanic fury. Scars criss-cross his bronze thewed frame developed not by lifting slags of useless pig-iron but by emerging victorious from his daily struggle with the nefarious clutches of a black evil few of us could comprehend without going mad. His sword too heavy to lift and ringed by fallen foes, he mutters through smashed and bloody lips, "who dies next."
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