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Old 02-08-2004, 12:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Computer Viruses part 1

Ellen Degeneres virus--Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus--Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus--Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus--Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus--Quits after one byte.
Prozac virus--Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus--Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virus--Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Tim Allen virus--Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus--Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Saddam Hussein virus--Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus--Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michaels virus--Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuco virus--Only attacks minor files.
X-files virus--All your Icons start shapeshifting.
Spice Girl virus--Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus--Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Sony Bono virus--Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere.
Martha Stewart virus--Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.
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