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Old 02-28-2004, 05:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Moses and God

Moses climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up to the heavens, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Moses asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Moses asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute
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