..

Feebleness enveloped our society; it stopped.

Shit fire and save more matches.

My mask faces inward and outward.

My signature also works, I guess.

Nature's conductor: pine bough on hilltop.

Was Democrat. Then I grew up.

Growing often goes the other way.

Buckeyes won today. Number one seed.

Ill channel Lewis Black for Britney Spears' soda commercial.

Pop video: Titty Titty. Ass Ass.

Who else gives out good jobs?

There are only personal good jobs.

I thought....therefore I was....profound.

He only returned what I lent.

Another Monday. What a long day...

Without interest it seems the same.

Exams don't usually make me nervous.

But then out came the proctoscope.

Some days are like uncomfortable chairs.

The waters rose and everbody ran.

Running from waters, it was John.

The forest was lovely, then darkness.

She told me she loved me.


She's lying, but I don't care.

Internet cults need not take offense.

If you're no cult, why care???

I am starting my own cult.

This is not what you think.

Life is supposed to be lived.

Life's short, hold Loved ones Tightly!

The crack of the bullet deafens

Today this war reaches four years.

Everyone wrote short stories, then died.

Life, Pain, Pain, Knowledge, Knowledge, Life.

((wow) & (WOW))

Aliens finally landed; they had stalled.

I'm tired. Must wake up now.

It's a plot by Lesbian Dentists!

The truth ringing made them panic.

Love lost. Will I ever heal?

They saw, they came...titty board.

More snakes, more planes. Writes itself.

Our joining became much more meaningful.

Painful burning itch. Ointment. Much better.

Scream, tears, humiliation. Thumb hates hammer.

Glowing in the dark, she paled.

Smart,loving,overworked,kittykat see's you

6 words...
 

Father of three, life is good.

-----

Have rocket, will travel. Finished Earth.

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Bored at work, reading Tilted Forum.

(I'm so glad they're almost grown)

Yes it's large, don't be scared.

Fuck your weaknesses.Win over yourself.

Tired, worked outside, a good tired.

Time to relax, bud is good.

I met someone and everything worked.

Sometimes you get all green lights.

I love it when that happens...

Isnt life amazing, you never know....

Shouldn't have told her. Lost friendship

Glue is a very bad lubricant.

:orly: crazy, nice!

Note to self: defrost the cat

Who cut the cheese? I did...

No shit? 72 virgins? I'm in!

This story had no happy ending

Unimportant ideologies blocked their true path.

(our species creates its own obstacles)

The unattended child forgot where he was

Pride can lead to a fall.

A humble nature is rarely seen.

Key... ring... note... left on dresser.

In unison the flock perked up

Oh dear Lord, I am bored.

The finger haunts you!
http://www.fuh2.com/images/1058-1.jpg
Confront it.

Damn, someone just flipped me off!

Transplanting things often creates some problems.

I search, in vain, for perfection.

The weight of unsaid words, crushes.

My ass is full of worms.

Astrocloud's words ring true! --Giant Hamburger

The big guy hands out truth.

There's an angel on my shoulder.

Careful, there's something on your shoulder.

The Devil is in my shorts.

You just shit your shorts, again.

Gee, someone flipped you off, again.

Pretending truth, we found ourselves false.

False truth pretends to find us.

As if it could, it does.

If it does, maybe it should.

If it should, it could not.

It could not, so it didnt.

It did not, so it must.

I came, I saw, came again.

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Panic in a Titanic? I nap.

^^^^^^from thinks.com

It's only Monday? Week, please end.

Shameless neglect brought the house down.

Zealots crowd us, immutable tides. Danger!

Education is the answer. Mind explosion!

300 wasn't that good a movie.

Blood-washed boy lust? False heroes die.

Sewage tsunami hooooo! Yuck, that's gross.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...cuer_ap220.jpg

wtf?

This species has potential, use it!

Use it, abuse it, lose it.

As we have we are indeed.

~~

Nonsensical celebrity goes where we all will.

saw him. threw caution to wind.

*gasp* cheater! that's seven words!

Our triggers pressed, we lost it.

Yeah, sorry, she only needed five.

I had to buy the others.

Respect for the dead is lacking.
Respect for anyone is unheard of.
Thank God for our progressive society.

I'm on my knees again, sir!

"Shut up bitch, and start sucking"

What a beautiful, wonderfully classy sentiment.

Adjective, Adverb, Adjective -is just wrong.

I crave meaningful communication with women.

...the tales these Levi's could tell...

drastic measures necessary; must be crazy.