I will never meet my mother.

It is so big, and purple.

OMGWTF

six word stories are a hoot!

oh shit! there's zombies amongst us!

Lived louder, laughed longer. The end.

she came explosively. i grinned mischieviously.

no zombie! i iz not cheezburger!

Lindy Totally Killed me, I lol'd!!

...in a moonlit garden, serenity indwelled.

I never got to say thanks.

Give me ambiguity or something else.

chirp
meow
Chirpp
Meooww
CHEEEPPPP
MEEOOOWWWww
purrr........................

(that's terrible but i just get so mad at cats)

~~~~~

My brother was an only child. :expressionless:

Lindy

^^ I dont get it, OK Jose?

True stories:


1.)Went to TacoBell. Got bad service.

2.)Slept all day. Slept all night.




Not true (for me anyways):

3.)He had but one wish: Death.

4.)Face got pale; lips started trembling.

5.)She smiled at the camera. "Cheese!"


**bows**

Everyone knew that no one knew.

there's no more room in hell...

-deathboy- will over do this thread

this could be new haiku form

Lindy

:lol:
sometimes the -deathboy-, get's carried away!

children shouldn't play with dead things.
\m/ :dead: \m/

lets hope the -deathboy- calms down

mayhaps he will, the future's uncertain

"Whatcha laughing about?" asked my kids.

But IWM SOOO loves deathboy's posts!
In dire need of the laughs.
Now kiss and make up, boys.

Working hard towards the knowledge part.
Uphill ... am I near it yet?

:hearts: smooches!

got zombies on my mind...ouch.

Going outside is good for me.

Never did he see her again.

I thought that she would follow......

She had her own path home.

But even she couldn't find it.

Because she used her eyes. Fool.

he looked around, blinking.

I've healed the beaten path again.

there was still no there there.

both sides of road had ditches

no here. no there. no elsewhere.

I never had this in mind.

You never even had it there.

Maybe I can put this down.

Nobody said it would be easy.

I want to eat a whopper.

Werewolves, zombies, vampires... all my monsters.

But not one found a weapon.

Crompsin associates with some strange friends . . .

Long ago a girl lived precariously.

Her eyes said more than enough.

Can anybody find me somebody to...

Love. An obsolete curiosity to some.

Obsolete in practice, not in desire.

The result of training is specific.

If you're gonna scream, scream with...

pants on - disturbing contractions noted otherwise.

Do your bombs know our sons?

and then it was gone...forever

walking randomly on the city's streets

Go on. See if I care.

I have none left in me.

"Will you?"

"No."

It was over.

where there's smoke, there is fire.

wow, this thread still lives? Cool!

Nonchalantly he stepped on his tongue.

It's unbelievable I've posted here before.

I was whipped, I liked it.
I want more, she does too.

Also uncanny I took the page.

...violently right out of its spine...

Oh,
 

are we appendaging the reply before?

...the page saw his chiropractor immediately.

"I have back trouble", he said...

"but it's all behind me now."

he forgot to tie his shoes.

She pulled him off the floor.

He was happy he found her.

click. bought.

click. sold.

goodbye dollars.

She was ready to be loved.

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.

all that was said was ouch

But then still, I laughed hard!

so much that i cried tears

Canadian Thanksgiving's about family, not football.

Couples playing games hurt one another.

Pain is pleasure in many ways.

"Phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range."

His heart warmed whenever she smiled.

This thread died. End of story?

Hopefully revival will bring new beginnings.

Played golf badly. Drank more beer.

And thus it continues on merrily!

"Corpses all hang headless and limp..."

This makes more sense in reverse order.

Decapitated zombie heads, eyes roving wildly.

Lost my job, Dollar Store Christmas.


Not true, just jerkin' your chain.

This thread needs to be resurrected!

damn right!

it needs to be

did she have meaty beef curtains? :oogle:

I can't stop thinking about you.

cant imagine why she'd do that

He is happy she is happy.

Just do you, if it works.

Once upon a time, it ended.

Once time began, everything started happening.

shit his heart out his mouth

Love's birth filled the empty ones.