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genuinegirly 10-31-2008 08:47 AM

Blackout = Babies!
 
If your heat went out in the middle of winter, and you were in the chilly Netherlands, would you feel inclined to procreate?

Quote:

Winter blackout results in Dutch baby boom

By Saeed Ahmed
CNN
(CNN) -- A small cluster of villages in eastern Netherlands has found itself in the midst of a mini-baby boom -- nine months after a power outage plunged its residents in darkness for two chilly days.

"It was cold in the houses," said Anneleas van Eijkeren, spokeswoman for the municipality of Maasdriel. "They went to bed early to keep warm. And nine months later, we have this -- a little bit more babies."

Forty-four percent more, to be exact. Residents gave birth to 26 babies in September, compared with 18 in September 2007.

Maasdriel is a collection of 11 villages with a population of 24,000. Ten of the 11 villages lost power for 50 hours in December after the blades of a helicopter accidentally sheared the cables providing electricity to the area.

"Some people went to other cities, but a lot of people stayed in their house with low temperature," Van Eijkeren said.

The community is battling a declining birth rate, like the rest of the Netherlands -- which ranks among the lowest in the world.

And while the power cut method worked well, Maasdriel doesn't plan on a deliberate repeat.

"Don't even joke," Van Eijkeren said, laughing. "In Holland, we would like to have more inhabitants -- but not in this way."
I thought this article was pretty silly. Do we really know that the blackout and births are linked? There has to be a lurking variable. I personally don't think that freezing cold temperatures could be a turn-on, but what do I know? I've never been without heat in the dead of winter.

abaya 10-31-2008 08:53 AM

Yeah, it's particularly odd because it doesn't account for birth control, either--I mean, sure I'll have sex during a blackout, but I'm not going to yank out my NuvaRing, wait for 3 hours until all the hormones have simmered down and possibly released an egg, and THEN have sex, y'know?... same thing for the pill, etc. (Unless maybe the alarm clock for women to take the pill doesn't go off due to the blackout, so then they get pregnant?) :lol:

stevie667 10-31-2008 09:10 AM

Huzzah, there is hope for men world wide who can't afford heating!

SabrinaFair 10-31-2008 09:13 AM

Sounds a lot like a Snopes article I read...
snopes.com: Blackout Baby Boom

I doubt there's a causal link between this blackout and "baby boom"....sounds a bit "post hoc ergo propter hoc"

BadNick 10-31-2008 10:35 AM

You guys are missing the point: some legends are not meant to be questioned. Just go with the flow. If heats off or lights out, hit the sack and get warmed up. Not every problem in the universe has to become a scientific, mathematical/statistical equation.

any excuse to cuddle = fun

levite 10-31-2008 12:39 PM

I'm willing to believe it.

Would I be turned on by darkness and lack of heat?

I'm a sex-obsessed hairy Jew who thinks too much: I'd get horny if the lightbulb burned out in my apartment. Housebound in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do but shag and eat leftover klippfisk? I could probably repopulate the steppes of Outer Mongolia....

JamesB 10-31-2008 12:53 PM

While only 1 point does not make a line .. I refuse to reject the hypothesis based on lack of more data.

There are plenty of cases where a natural disaster (or similar) has seen a rise in births approx. 9 months after said event. As an example, Mt. St Hellens.

This would make an interesting meta-analysis of similar cases to see if in fact there is a positive correlation.

ASU2003 10-31-2008 03:13 PM

And yet I hardly use my heat during the winter and have no kids.

Then again, I use natural gas heat as well.

inBOIL 10-31-2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASU2003 (Post 2553604)
And yet I hardly use my heat during the winter and have no kids.

Then again, I use natural gas heat as well.

Using the Dutch oven method to keep your partner warm?:orly:

laconic1 10-31-2008 04:04 PM

It never fails that 9 months after a blizzard around here the news people always have a special report about the "baby boom" taking place at local hospitals. They invariably interview some low level staffer who anecdotally notes that they seem to be delivering more babies lately. Then they interview some of the couples having the babies who sheepishly grin and admit that they were getting busy during the days around the blizzard. Yet when they show the raw numbers it is only maybe one birth a day more than normal, hardly enough to be a trend attributable simply to blizzard sex.

biznatch 11-01-2008 10:19 AM

Heh, would be kind of funny and cool if true. And I could totally understand spending many more hours laying down snuggling with your SO if there's no lights and not much to do.

ItWasMe 11-04-2008 09:13 AM

I'm sleeping on the sofa the next time the power goes out. Alone.

rmarshall 11-04-2008 12:29 PM

Many good things are attributed to simply turning the clocks back an hour in the fall. A reduction in traffic accidents and a reduction in heart attacks. I wonder if there are more babies born 9 months after the clocks are put back? A whole hour of extra cuddling in the morning and all that morning wood is good for something!

Re: the blackout: Personally, I think if it got really cold, the kids would crawl into the master bed too and nip any thoughts of nooky.

Magpie_1 12-03-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesB (Post 2553580)
While only 1 point does not make a line .. I refuse to reject the hypothesis based on lack of more data.

There are plenty of cases where a natural disaster (or similar) has seen a rise in births approx. 9 months after said event. As an example, Mt. St Hellens.

This would make an interesting meta-analysis of similar cases to see if in fact there is a positive correlation.

I agree.

Slims 12-13-2008 09:44 PM

heh, maybe they just couldn't see where they put the condoms...


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