how much would it cost to go to japan
 

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I bought my ticket to Japan for $830 round trip from NYC.

It depends, how long you plan on staying? You plan on actually seeing anything? Which city are you going to be staying in? You planning to eat?

He's planning to be banned. Thread over.

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He's 13, r_m. We had to hit him with the ban stick.

Sure didn't make it hard, did he :)

I don't want to say kids today are dumb but I will say that they should stay off my lawn.

im sending my dog over to mark its territory at your place jazz.

You have a dog? I don't think I've seen pictures.

By "dog" he means "LordEden". So basically, dlish is going to try to sweettalk LordEden into peeing on my house. Which he won't do because he knows that Cook County jail would eat him alive.

If dlish paid me, I'd piss all over Jazz's lawn. I need a direct infusion of cash into to my finance stream. Plus, I know I can run faster than Old Man Jazz. I hope.

Unless he tried to pay me in livestock. I don't feel like taking it to the cattle sale. That places smells like WK's couch.

I'm not sure that the authorities would mind if you dumped a bottle of your pee on Jazz's lawn.

I think it falls under the same category of egging someone's house or toilet papering their yard. I'm sure Old Man Stick-up-his-Ass would care the same if it was coming straight from the source or bottled for convenience.

One time. One time I pee in a bottle and answer truthfully to a survey, it haunts me forever. After that, I learned to angle my LCD so I could see the reflection of it in the bathroom mirror. That way I could see if I had cards being dealt to me or not.

Eden, if there's pee in my yard, I'm not above inventing a method to dust for urine.

Besides, dlish isn't above giving you the opportunity to simultaeously convert AND collect your 72 virgins when you try to collect after the deed.

Get CSI: Miami on it. I'll lose them at Sunglasses Hut.

Dlish is just going to settle for 72 virgins and to full convert, with the kneeling and the praying. See, I bargained my way into becoming a Muslim Televangelist and getting 36 trailer trash chicks at apex of their half-life (experienced enough to know how to suck cock, but not so trashy you can't bring them out in public. Think Brittney Spears right before she fucked K-Fed).

I'm not getting into Heaven, just the trailer park down the street from Heaven. That's cool by my standards. Trailer heaven has cable.