Meh, you missed the point of my original post. :rolleyes: I'm sure life has not gone the way you wanted it. But you're still here, aren't you? I never said anything about "picking things up whenever you want" or having infinite time to do everything, which, for some odd reason is how you've interpreted it.

You talkin' 'bout hoes? Everybody knows: Bros before hoes.

I'm just basically saying, "Fuck it, Drive On."

Well, don't get all zen on me, man. You know how dumb I am.

"It is what it is." "Fuck it, drive on." "Get some, go again."

Bumper stickers to live your live by if you're a young male.

a fool and his money can throw one hell of a party...

Find something to do with your life that you enjoy no matter how far out it is. Money is no object until you run out. Whether it be a forest ranger, a writer, or a ballet dancer. You must keep working on it. Then when the money does run out, you'll have a good idea of where your at and what you want to do. Then go make boring money, and then get back to it. By then hopefully you should be making enough money on your chosen profession.

I watched a certain win in a court case where I was right go away when the eye witness said," I don't remember". Those three words cost me thousands upon thousands of dollars.
Avoid civil court like the plague. But if you end up in there learn everything you can because you are paying a lot for it.
Even if you are right you can lose.
Sometimes it is better to lose than to win when you see what happens as time goes by. Sometimes having your ass kicked is a winning experience but mostly not.
Avoid traps and being a sucker.
Kegel a lot whether you are a man or a woman.
Before sin comes temptation.
I don't remember.

It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

don't drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill something...

You can't clog a portable toilet.

Eagles may soar....but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity...

This is gross, but I've done exactly that. I'm going to have to work on finding proof, but ...

Alright, alright. Let me rephrase, Captain Shittiton:

You can't clog a portable toilet that has no flushing mechanism and consists of a giant 55 gallon drum full of blue fluid.

No but with enough taco bell you can still ensure that nobody is going to be using it.

Don't be afraid to suck at first when you try something new. Not everyone is naturally good at everything. Most genius is not from raw natural talent, but a combination of raw natural talent with many years of hard work/practice. Hard work/practice almost always beats natural talent alone. :)

The funnel under the seat is only so big. They do have the funnel and not just a big looming cesspool under yours, don't they
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Pfft. Looming cesspool. I work for the government, remember?

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For the thread:

Buy two cheap sunglasses in a hard case instead of one expensive sunglasses.

You'll break 'em anyway and need an instant backup. The hard case is crucial.

Have a plan to kill everyone you know.

Tone that rhetoric down. This is an open forum and this type of talk, can and will be used against you if you ever do something that results in adverse scrutiny.

heh its a famous marine quote. It'd be like me saying Semper Fi and assuming I'm a marine.

I know, but you excluded the first part.

"Have a plan to kill everyone you know" stands in stark contrast to "Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you [know.]"

I'm not trying to pick on you. Just tone down the kill everyone rhetoric, eh?

I did at that and see your point (though I see it as a bit silly...unless you've been sent by the government to protect as I'm a secret weapon that is about go off and you need to control it. Starring Matthew Broderick (damnit, they couldn't get Matt Damon?! I mean, how hard is that?) and Angelina Joe Lee as the loyal and sexy side kick. I wonder what I should wear? Maybe I should start a black turtle neck trend. You know, the classy ones.) as I had forgotten the rest. It goes much better with the rest of the quote anyway. Thanks for looking that up.

/ "Now I'll take an iced mocha, tall, whip, with extra caramel. Ya, that's right I said caramel. If it comes without caramel I send it back. If it comes hot I send it back. If it comes grande, I send it back."
/ "How do you send coffee back...?
/ "Shhh just go"

Kirstang's got a bit of a point. The point of that quote is more on the first half than the second.

RE: Topic

Turns out you're going to need that multivitamin and those running shoes and some condoms a helluva lot more for self-defense than that pistol.

dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish...