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whocarz 06-21-2004 12:28 PM

The ability to have multiple orgasms without stimulation. That way I could be walking down the street, then next thing you know, I'm clutching a light pole screaming "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT DADDY LIKES!"

la petite moi 06-21-2004 12:37 PM

I'd like to be an automatic polyglot, too. I'd love to speak more than the two languages I know already...it would be thrilling.

Charlatan 06-21-2004 12:54 PM

Healing powers (to heal my self and others)
Polyglot (all languages including computers and aliens)
Invunerability (kind of negates the need to heal myself)
Flight (without being invulnerable it would suck but seeing as I don't need to worry about hitting objects at high speed...)

choskins 06-21-2004 12:59 PM

Time Travel

snoop 06-21-2004 10:30 PM

Mind Control . . . (*evil grin*) . . yeah pretty much for the same reasons as invisibility or xray vision . . can't help it . .

S

tropple 06-22-2004 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by maleficent
Vaporizing would be better, otherwise the amount of bodies would be quite extensive...
Nah. I wouldn't drop crowds. Too messy. I'm more selective.

Xiomar 06-22-2004 07:21 PM

The ability to control time.

Esco 06-22-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whocarz
The ability to have multiple orgasms without stimulation. That way I could be walking down the street, then next thing you know, I'm clutching a light pole screaming "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT DADDY LIKES!"
How would you get anything done? I wouldn't even bother getting out of bed.

stevie667 06-23-2004 05:07 AM

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Originally posted by BlingBling
How would you get anything done? I wouldn't even bother getting out of bed.
you could have the power to give them to other people as well.

'you, food now!...thanks, here a few orgasms'

Xiomar 06-23-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevie667
you could have the power to give them to other people as well.

'you, food now!...thanks, here a few orgasms'

I already can ;)

Plaid13 08-29-2004 02:21 AM

Shapeshifting oh the hours i could spend as a kitten sitting on the hood of a cops car in a speed trap asking him if he really thinks he should have a job where he carrys a gun. Just think how much fun it would be being able to change into a big bird and taking a dump on a annoying neighbor or inlaw. or just to suddenly turn into a cow in the middle of a busy airport. all the things i could do to mess with peoples minds... it would be endless fun.

radioguy 08-30-2004 04:57 PM

I would love to be able to snap my fingers and end up anywhere in the world. Snap - I'm in a bank vault. Snap - I'm back home with a hell of alot of money! :)

bltzkriegmcanon 08-30-2004 05:14 PM

What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?

My apologies to Tenacious D for rampant stealing of their lyrics.

08-30-2004 08:47 PM

fly.
just the free feeling of flying through the clouds....

monkeyman 09-02-2004 03:36 PM

Yeah, it's hard to imagine anything better than free falling through the clouds... unless you combine that with the whole perpetual orgasm thing.

Erlein 09-02-2004 09:12 PM

I would have to say telekinesis would be mine. Most anything you do with it could be explained in any number of ways and the possibilities are endless.. No to mention the Vegas act would be quite lovely.

monstermash 09-02-2004 09:57 PM

flying would be sweet :D

Baldrick 09-04-2004 10:38 AM

Time travel, without a doubt.

Paradise Lost 09-04-2004 11:32 AM

The Force, hands down. That would be my superpower(s).

pinkie 09-04-2004 11:55 AM

I would have the power to eat whatever I want, and always be cut, chiseled and smokin' hot like I worked out 5-7 times a week, for 2 hours each time. :D

raven12 09-04-2004 08:24 PM

the ability to read minds would be the best.

Delirious 09-05-2004 04:39 AM

I always wondered what it would be like to be one of the Vampires in one of Anne Rice's books. To live forever and always be beautiful on the outside.

Time travel would of course be a nice power to have, although I'd be a little scared to see what the future holds.

foscon 09-05-2004 10:29 AM

I can make my dog sit.....oh I thought you asked what superpowers DO we have....shit I guess make my dog fetch.. that would be real cool!

Jonsgirl 09-05-2004 11:40 AM

I'd want totally mastery over sleight of hand.

I guess that's not a *real* super power, but I don't have it now, so I'm going ahead and saying it.:)

jordan_is_god 09-05-2004 03:33 PM

i wouldnt want to read minds... have u seen what women want with mel gibson.... not for me... invisible... no thanks... it would be a fun novelty for a while but i would like to know i exist... immortality... no freakin way... have u seen how grumpy vampires are... always seeing ur loved ones dying... witnessing the end of everyone.... makes me depressed just thinking of it flying would be cool but im not a fan of heights... i would have to go with speed... like the flash ... now that would be cool

anna1985 09-07-2004 01:41 AM

fucked up
 
You know I noticed all the the things people would have! And if anyopne could pick superpowers you know how fucked up this world would be(more then it is now) I wouldnt want to see it happen! lol! Well its still fun to think bout tho! I would diffently have to pick either reading peoples minds, or stoping time! But there are so many! Any of the above would be awsome to have!

Astrocloud 09-08-2004 06:49 AM

The power to take away everyone else's superpowers.


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