I saw an old GF I dated right before my wife recently. I'd like to think that her Jerry Springer sense of style came after I was out of the picture, but I have to admit it was likely my wife that kept me out of the shitter.

sorry, it appears that I was switched to the slavic display without realizing it

I was saying that life is unscripted and unpredictable, so this kind of "what if" questions probably meant nothing