But you already are! And shame on your for saying otherwise!

I wish for a 60 year orgasm.
That, or 10 more seasons of Buffy.

and money too, cuz during my orgasmic years, it would be rather hard to work to pay the bills.

hehe... "rather hard"... hehe...

omnipotent omnipresence.


thats all.

i want my grandfather back.

At the click of my fingers, the entire population of the world has their financial wealth / debts wiped out.

Enough money, to not worry again ever... Money may not buy happiness, I guess I will have to rent it!

3 wishes:

to have lots of money through my chosen career and be happy and successful doing it

to have the ability to orgasm multiply whenever I want

to have a great body and face and the energy to do lots of outdoor activities to keep it that way

(ok 4 wishes - to have confidence in any given situation and make friends easily)

:p

To consciously experience unending multiple parallel lifetimes, with the power for all wishes to come true instantly.

One of those lifetimes to be spent with AngelA, the one who I decided against in this lifetime, and wished to know how it would have turned out ever since.

To have peace in my heart instead of dying slowly from unrequited love.

This wish pretty much dominates all. You just can't get more selfish than that. But let's say that the Devil was granting this wish, like in Bedazzled. Would the Devil not try to find some quirky loophole in your wish and make it crappy? Say I ask for "the ability to completely control Matter", but the Devil makes it so that I can control Matter... except that I now have a really sluggish and dim mind, so being able to control matter with mere though doesn't amount to much now, does it?

Well, my completely selfish wish would be the same as Tecoyah's, but without any of the potential quirkiness.

Or I would settle with making this girl I knew in middle school fall deeply in love with me (I still see her around in college and she's just as... yeah... alluring as ever). :thumbsup:

to plenty of money to get me through uni

To be 17 again, for about a week. I was skinnier and I had a lot more stamina.

During that week I would want a line up of women at my disposal. Including, but not limited to:

Cindy Crawford
Alyson Hannigan
Nancy
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lurkette
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sweetpea
Kelly Ripa
Shanifaye (Yes, you could bring the whips)
Laura Prepon
Mila Kunis
Supple Cow
Cameron Diaz
Kirstin Dunst
Eliza Dushku
Elisha Cuthbert


That would do.

But then my second wish would be to have a week to sleep after all of that.