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Lucifer 12-16-2009 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowy (Post 2739749)
You must secretly be Canadian.

Hey! WTF does that mean?

The_Jazz 12-17-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer (Post 2739865)
Hey! WTF does that mean?

That Canadians smell like feet?

ShaniFaye 12-17-2009 01:27 PM

So just out of curiosity, for those that saw his post in other places...were they all sensitive to the issue for him?

Cimarron29414 12-17-2009 02:32 PM

She likes putting her sex toy in her butt, but doesn't want to dirty it up so she puts a condom on it. She's embarrassed by this habit and doesn't want to tell you.

EventHorizon 10-17-2010 10:17 AM

as frustrating as it might be, you'll never really know and i'm sure it's tearing you up inside bit by bit. regardless it seems like this is a problem you should have figured out prior to marriage. if you don't trust her right now to be completely faithful to you then maybe marriage wasn't a good idea.

flip side: if you do trust her completely, then be willing to accept the fact that maybe you counted your pinky twice when you counted to four. have faith and wait a bit to see if something else happens

sneaky/creepy/distrusting: ask for a day off of work because you're 'sick' and borrow a friend's car and park across the way from your house and keep watch to see if a strange car leaves or if she leaves to some strange house.

Craven Morehead 10-17-2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cimarron29414 (Post 2740347)
She likes putting her sex toy in her butt, but doesn't want to dirty it up so she puts a condom on it. She's embarrassed by this habit and doesn't want to tell you.

or something like this....

http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb3...dom-207302.jpg

TheCrimsonGhost 12-19-2010 07:16 AM

I had given my babies mama (unmarried with children) a condom to keep in her purse incase we needed it. A couple weeks later we were up in the mountains and I wanted to get it on, only to find out that apparently the condom had come open while being jostled around in her purse... or at least that was her story. So I am kinda in the same boat, but I have not come to an conclusions, until I can prove otherwise her story seems possible.

keymaker 12-28-2010 03:43 PM

This is too funny!!!

Random Hair 04-18-2011 10:26 AM

"last night i counted and found one missed condom ,what does it mean?.i hav been married since last 1 yr,and i usually work in night sift,can i assume that she slept with another male"


Either that or she's making balloon animals.

Or maybe you'll find it under a cupboard or something?

I keep a condom in my wallet. I lost my wallet today, took two hours to find it. It was on the floor under my bed, the contents had fallen out. I quickly grabbed the change and notes, however there was £5 and the condom missing. Should I assume that the missing rubber and cash are under my bed? Or that my wallet is paying for sex with transients?

Jazz post #21.
“Ok, ok, it's not me. I need 2 condoms.” – Is that because you have the same problem Jason Biggs had in American pie? I understand they have products to help with that.


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