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sadatx 12-10-2003 01:07 PM

Me. I'm the new Bond. Yeah, the studio didn't want me to say anything. But I figure I can tell my fellow TFP'ers.

They're thinking Halle Berry(again), Britney Spears, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Simpson, or Jennifer Lopez for the new Bond girl.

I have to have sex with all of them to see who's the best fit for the part.

I know. I know. It's hard work. But I keep plugging away in the name of all the bond fans out there.

Oh shit, I gotta go. Halle's at the door. And it looks like her front bumpers dented in....again. Guess I gotta go let her in.

But first I have to sneak J Lo out the back.

sailor 12-10-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by guthmund
However, I'm pleased with Brosnan as Bond right now. I just wish they'd give him a good Bond movie to do. As it stands I think all of Brosnans' Bond movies are just different levels of crap in the same heap.
Im inclined to agree with you, except for Goldeneye. Other than that one, he hasnt really been given a good movie. He is an incredible Bond though, barely behind Connery.

Mr.Deflok 12-10-2003 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadatx
Me. I'm the new Bond. Yeah, the studio didn't want me to say anything. But I figure I can tell my fellow TFP'ers.

They're thinking Halle Berry(again), Britney Spears, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Simpson, or Jennifer Lopez for the new Bond girl.

I have to have sex with all of them to see who's the best fit for the part.

I know. I know. It's hard work. But I keep plugging away in the name of all the bond fans out there.

Oh shit, I gotta go. Halle's at the door. And it looks like her front bumpers dented in....again. Guess I gotta go let her in.

But first I have to sneak J Lo out the back.

Planning to wake up any time soon? ;)

ForgottenKnight 12-12-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BulletCatcher
How about Adrian Paul?
I think that Adrian Paul would make a great bond! I heard something a while back about him being considered for the role. But right now, I think we need to stick with Brosnon for a few more movies. I think that Bronson's the best bond out of all of them thus far. So why change actors?

bundy 12-13-2003 01:02 AM

i think Bale would be great. Clive Owen would be another great choice...
but, although Brosnans disgracefully over-inflated ego gets up my goat, i think he should stick around for at least one more film.
now, i dig Crowe, Mortenson and Jackman, but i donīt think they could pull off Bond.
Jude Law and Ewen Macgregor would positively suck in the role.
and Grant, well, i love you Hugh, but James Bond, you are not.
so, imo, from the given list... i think Brosnan should stay, to be replaced eventually by Christian Bale.

as for Bond girls, well, i guess we just have to sit and pray they donīt commit another Denise Richards style sin.

lions20 01-01-2004 09:35 AM

No actor can portray Bond as well as Connery. Moore was the second best.

nine 01-02-2004 04:26 AM

I voted for Clive Owen - but would love to see Robbie Williams give it a shot

Mr.Deflok 01-02-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nine
I voted for Clive Owen - but would love to see Robbie Williams give it a shot
Hahaha... oh wait, seriously?

nine 01-02-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by feelgood
Bond is Scottish. Next time you wanna claim that he's british ...
Being Scottish also means you're British!

Great Britain - An island off the western coast of Europe comprising England, Scotland, and Wales. It is separated from the mainland by the English Channel and from Ireland by the Irish Sea.

Reese 01-03-2004 02:29 AM

Quentin Tarantino. The name's Bond.. Jimmy Bond.. Don't get any blood in my fucking new BMW, My wife will be home in 10 minutes and if she see's a dead... It's the perfect role..

Clive owen gets my vote because I know the bond nuts would riot if tarantino got the part.

InTeGrA77 01-05-2004 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by UnlikedOne
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
Agreed, I think that Brosnan works best for the part and I don't think that anyone can replace him. No one can beat that smoooth charm that he just oozes!:p

MexicanOnABike 01-05-2004 12:51 PM

i think they should make bond die in the next movie... NO MORE CRAPPY JAMESBOND MOVIES!

clifclav 01-06-2004 02:07 PM

I'd vote for McGregor. Looking forward to seeing his new movie Big Fish or something.

HeAtHeN 02-12-2004 10:29 PM

Who will be the new 007?
 
Well Pierce Brosnan will not be Bond in the 21st movie.

Read more here.

So... who do you think will make the best Bond?

ironchefkorea 02-12-2004 10:51 PM

christopher walken.

Bobaphat 02-12-2004 10:53 PM

God I hope its on Russel Crowe

HeAtHeN 02-12-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironchefkorea
christopher walken.
:hmm: Yeah ... thanks for that :(

I really have no clue who it'll be. I just hope he takes the character back to the Timothy Dalton era... the gritty Bond was great.

bundy 02-13-2004 04:44 AM

well, as much as i despise Pierce Brosnan, i have to admit i did like him as Bond. he has/had a perfect mix of suave and action.

if i remember correctly, there was a thread about this not so long ago...
i think that it listed a few possibles...

Christian Bale
Clive Owen
Jude Law
Russell Crowe
Hugh Jackman

to my mind, Bale and Owen are the only plausible options of that list.
Law comes off as a pansy, while Crowe and Jackman are too rough and meaty.

but, since Bale has become the new Batman, perhaps studios will see him as already too 'superhero-ish'... maybe...

i think Owen would be a good replacement. BUT (and this is really nit-picking here), he was killed by Matt Damon in The Bourne Identity. and we can't have the next super-suave, super-Brit having been killed by an American super-spy now can we??

i'd love to hear of any other rumoured replacements.

Redjake 02-13-2004 06:05 AM

A couple of guys I was talking to on another website were saying that Vin Diesel and The Rock were rumored to be James Bond.

I hate internet bullshit :)

mbchills 02-13-2004 06:27 AM

the guy who played gollum ;)

Redjake 02-13-2004 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by mbchills
the guy who played gollum ;)
I laughed out loud at that one :)

krwlz 02-13-2004 07:49 AM

You know that in the books, Bond was an ugly scarred up, brutal motherfucker right?

Conney played the brutal best. As for the next... I have no idea. They havent been as good since they started writing their own plots. Flemming wrote good stories...

The new ones are too simplistic.

Redjake 02-13-2004 09:24 AM

The last good Bond was Goldeneye. It is definitely one of the best ones, in my opinion. I LOVE that movie. It has so much atmosphere. The characters are classic too, reminds me of the characters of yester-Bond. The story wasn't completely original, but at least the plot was solid and the damn action sequences weren't filled with CG *cough*Die Another Day*cough*

I get chill bumps everytime Bond busts through the wall in the tank when he is chasing Urumov and Natalia in the Euro car

shakran 02-13-2004 09:43 AM

ahh fuckit. The bond franchise is so far from the books now that we may as well take it in a whole new direction. I nominate Rick Moranis as the next bond.

TheJig 02-13-2004 10:37 AM

Ron Stoppable (and Rufus)

BOOYAAHHH

sailor 02-13-2004 01:39 PM

Well damn. Brosnan did an awesome job with the character, second only to Connery in my opinion. Most of the movies werent very good, but Brosnan nailed the role.

I hope they pick someone good...

FleaCircus 02-13-2004 02:43 PM

I nominate Conan O'Brien. 'Nuff said.

Plan9Senior 02-13-2004 02:49 PM

I'll nominate Shaquille Oneil because he has already proved himself a great actor in Kazaam and Shaq-Fu.

Cynthetiq 02-13-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobaphat
God I hope its on Russel Crowe
i hope not. i don't like him as an actor, and he's not shown his best side being a human being either.

Latch 02-13-2004 05:13 PM

I'm hoping for Hugh Jackman.. he'd be great as the next Bond. I think he could easily have that smooth, suave, look and charm.

gnort 02-13-2004 10:21 PM

I vote for Clive Owen. This is fueled by me seeing the BMW films and saying, "Wow!" I think he's the part.

Fremen 02-14-2004 12:57 AM

Too bad Jim Nabors is too old. ;)



I read on another site that it was a stipulation of Ian Flemings' estate, or his company, that the Bond actor had to be of Welsh, Scottish, or English descent.

Has anybody else heard of this?

Oh yeah, before you say "Idjit, Brosnan is Irish!", I know, but from what I read, he's English on his mothers' side, and grew up there after the age of ten when he went to live with her.
To clarify, though, all my info may be wrong. :)

ChrisJericho 02-14-2004 01:08 AM

Harrison Ford.

JohnnyRoyale 02-14-2004 06:48 AM

Reported this morning (via fark) is that Brosnan will be Bond for the next film:

http://filmforce.ign.com/bond/articl...html?fromint=1

Baldrick 02-14-2004 06:56 AM

Without a doubt, I think Christian Bale would have made a great Bond. While I'm happy he's the next Batman, I think he would have probably made a better Bond.

What about Jason Statham? He's certainly physically believable as Bond, probably more so than any other Bond actor other than Connery. When he's kicking a villains ass, you'd know it was kicked! I'm not sure if he could pull off as much "upper class" as we've seen with Brosnan, but I'd like to see him get a shot. He'd be different enough from the other Bonds to get a fair shake on his own, too.

djflish 02-14-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironchefkorea
christopher walken.
That would be cool, but he's already played a Bond villain (his name began with Z i think).

My vote goes to Clive Owen

minyn 02-15-2004 07:16 PM

a lot of the names listed just dont sound... classy enough i want to say but thats just me. you have to have a little more age than most of these boys have becuase it just adds to the yumminess

deepinjello 02-15-2004 07:51 PM

I think bale would be great but i'm not sure if he is one to tie himself down to a flim series like this. But hey if the pay him enough. :)


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