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i bet THIS isn't in the kama sutra!
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Milton was always trying to look up other boys' shorts. He was a creative pervert.
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Lots of good stuff here. I'm going to go with Phil's though, as it was totally out of sight. Came from the blind side, if you will.
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Good job, uncle phil.
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"The Men's room, you know it's gonna be nasty."
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Intermission at the Baha-men show.
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This dog and pony show isn't what I had in mind at all.
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whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS
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Hurry up will you! Intermission is almost over!
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"Sometimes you're the Dog and sometimes you're the Tree."
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A very good round in terms of participants this time 'round, I like it. Have you decided upon a winner yet, uncle phil?
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"you hold me in your hand for three years; your stinky, calloused, nail-bitten hand for three years, and you expect me to look sharp???"
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I saw a Turtle! ----------------------- Peyote is a HELL of a Drug! ----------------------- He was a Mexican Tortoise Blurry shell-back making poops on your palm smelling like a stink bomb Aye yai yai. Aye Yai yai yai Aye yai yi, yai yai yai yai yai. ------------------------------- You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. |
Tippy Turtle says "be mindful of your autofocus settings."
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You expect me to focus on this tortoise when there's an Xbox 360 in the background!?
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last chance, im judging this tomorrow night
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Part beagle, Part Cougar, all bitch.
or The concept of Hunting Dog eluded Rufus |
Milo was doomed until he was noticed by a nearby raccoon who had been trained in the Heimlich manuever.
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Theirs was the love that dare not speak its name.
or Destroying the Sanctity of Beastiality. |
just a few more and we'll have our megazord
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Even in the Animal Kingdom, the reacharound is just good manners.
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I'll pick a winner Monday night, so get your captions in if you're going to enter.
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"Son, when I said you 'done screwed the pooch', alls I meant was that you were in big trouble.
But, I'm now glad you told me this, no less shown me, what really happened to Missy, and that there really is a logical story for every saying." |
I'm giving the win to Tophat. Good job, Top.
Congratulations to everybody else, too. You give good funny. :thumbsup: |
Let's see what perversions you people can perpetrate on this wholesome scene of domesticity...
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"Next, sweety, you mix in the baking powder with little Jimmy's ground up bones to make it rise nice and high."
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"There'll be plenty of cookies for all of us mama", Said Susie in her sweet smile.
"Yes dear." Replied her mother, smiling back sweetly, "But not for you, we'll kill you in your sleep and sacrifice you to the goddess Lillith." |
"But mommy, I was asking about *baby* batter. This has no babies in it."
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...but then she listen's to a justin bieber album and she crumbles faster than those terrible cookies her mother makes
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Aight, that's long enough.
Redlemon, you're up. |
Oy. I've been looking for an hour now. I hope this suffices.
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