Bath Day is hell for the sailors at 'Giant Cove'.

OR

Three days into Godzilla's rampage, the government authorized 'Plan D'.

The little boy loved his rubber duckie. He would play with it in the bathtub. He would play with it in the sink. One day, he played with it in the toilet, and it was gone forever...

... or so he thought.

Duckzilla. In theaters November 3rd.

Because the aliens were so cute, the people of earth did not realize their danger until far too late.

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OR

Congressionally mandated, government issued rubber ducky.

OR

If you weigh as much as this duck, you're a god, not a witch.

i keep thinking of this as a line from war of the worlds, like the movie could've gone this way somehow; and dreamcatcher also
i give this to tophat

Thanks CG.

A GIS on "Bargain Shoppers" gets me this one:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2396/...6e04d93ed3.jpg
Make me proud.

The grand opening today of the Death Star II's shopping concourse was considered a great success with merchants reporting greater than expected returns.

Says trooper Mik Vlokio, "The troops been waiting for this for a long time, ever since construction started. It's a great improvement over the first Death Star, a great way to get out and socialize and there's lots of deals to be had. Hail Emperor!"

Business analysts are also pleased by the early returns that are exceeding expectations. Says Death Star Consumer Operations Manager Vile Tamiggon, "The success of this venture really shows a confidence in the Empire that has been lacking since the destruction of the first star. It wasn't just the major suppliers that were hurt by that but also a lot of small business owners. Hopefully this is a sign of recovery that we can hold onto. As long as steel production levels in the Vornalk Belt remain high and the rebellion remains suppressed, I think we'll see a lot of growth over the next quarter. The opening of this concourse and soon the restaurant and sports districts are merely the first steps. Hail Emperor!"

"huh, whad'ya know the emperor shops at hot topic"
"well he does wear black all the time"
"thats just great, our first emperor is an emo kid, i just hope lord vader kills him before i do"

Do you really think these will help us blend in?

Really, Victoria's Secret? I'd think that after getting your armor off, and her armor off, you wouldn't want to fuss with bra hooks.

"You're right, the green in that nightie really matches your helmet."

These were not the shops they were looking for.

"Let's volunteer for this detail" you said. "All we have to do is watch over the General's wife" you said. Now look at us!

"we've farted in three stores already, men! onward to bonwit teller!"

Some Excellent ones in there. I am going with Carrot Glace, but man is it ever a close call. Well done all around.

Over to you, CG.

sweet

Yes, Jim, She's green, and female, but she's a fucking bird, Jim. I'll put the neck pinch on you before I let you stick the captain's log in that.

is that it? i was expecting so much more, cmon! til friday then

SPOCK: Dr. McCoy, what seems to be the problem?
BONES: Damnit, Spock, I'm a Doctor, not an Ornithologist!

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When cosplay gets Totally out of hand.

...anyone else? midnight

was the image no good? i didnt expect noone else to post, does top get it by default? seems strange since he won before i did, i'd hate for this to become repetitive

it's a slow week I guess.

Tophat's first post was unbeatable. Believe me, I gave it a lot of thought but just couldn't come up with something to compete with that. He deserves the win even if he did do it by scaring off the competition.

Jehu, You are going to turn my head.
CG, we have compatible senses of humor. I guess I win this one by default.

Let's see what you can do with this one:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/...3d17a6cdfa.jpg

are you my mummy?

I'm sorry little guy. This is the Amazon book store. The Amazon forest is a little further south.

Luck me a lady tonight.

OK, this has gone long enough. Jehu, you want it? you got it. Take it away!

My computer crashed a couple of weeks ago. I'm so dependent on my bookmarks that I had totally forgotten about following this thread. Sorry for the delay. Let's get this going again with a picture I took on a job recently...

So I was surveying some sewer ponds and saw this. Yes. That's raw sewage in the pond...
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...2/DCP_2641.jpg

I was going to start a new round this week, but I kept forgetting to set aside time to find and upload a photo. Thanks for starting the round back up.


missing sign: "no boating if the lake is floating with neon coating."

Area 51, Kentucky

amazingly enough, this pole has developed a "short circuit" like soul, too bad it cant get away from the smell of the waste dump of which it can now... appreciate. nor can it articulate itself when the horrifying creatures who inhabit said dump, rise in the night, and rub their scales up against it, giving said pole horrible nightmares. if it could speak, it would scream, and curse jehu for taking so long to post


sucks about the comp jehu, hopefully your next one will kick ass

The latest in a series of Why-Fi access points

I really thought the idea of a life preserver at a raw-sewage pond would generate more response. I think it got confusing because I left my surveying equipment in the picture. I should have taken the time to get a second picture without the GPS rod.

I'll close this in another day or two.

Excerpt from: Guide to Serial thinning, A cannibals Manual Vol. II

Season 7 of Baywatch really went downhill.

Gabbyness with the late entry that has to be the odds on favorite. w00T! I wish I had written that.

But, as time passed, El Salvador Dali's paintings became much less surreal and much more...real.

I don't think Gabbyness can be beat. Take it Gab...

You got it gents. Gimme a day to come up with something good (currently on the road with not a lot of time). Check back in 24hr.

Do your worst!

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Turkey's Extreme Shish Kebob coming to the Metron on Sunday!
Bring your appetite for destruction!
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Over in One! Maybe not, but that's going to be really hard to top.

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Mine:
Curses! Foiled Again!

apparently, the ability to fly, didn't faze him

Outstanding early entries.

I'm out of town starting tomorrow, so I gotta cut this short. MAN, tight race, but, gonna have to give it to Fremen. Truly a "one and done."

Take it away!

I like the 'screaming' sticker on the back of the fencer's facemask.

I could have used that.

Sorry for the tardiness. I was under the weather.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...inal-pilot.jpg

Huh, uh huh. Penis Gourd.

Santa's new look.

his one eye looks into the camera, creepy
he seems to be completly naked, unsettling
but throw in that gourd's suggestive position, with the nakedness AND the eye with a shit-eating grin, and whaddya got? an anonymous member of the TFP

Just seeting in dis flyin' machine gives me a stiffy!

I'm liking carrot's post best, so far.


I'll let this continue til Monday, if everyone is amenable?

And this is the Throttle!

The Ubungu Tribe's plan to re-create the 9/11 attacks failed miserably when they suddenly realized A Cessna 172 is not a trans-Atlantic range aircraft. However, his penis did survive the crash into the ocean. It is now the tribal chief.

This is winning, so far.

I chuckled out loud. :thumbsup:

"Evening from the flight deck, this is your Captain John Cone, callsign "Wang." I'm assisted by First Officer Ambiguous. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 34,000 feet and I'm going to go ahead and leave the fasten seatbelt sign on for the duration, as my giant wang cone has the tendency to upset the yoke. So sit back, relax, and try not to think of my hardon piloting this craft."

A lot of thought was put into this, and while it's funny, it didn't grab me the way fresnelly's did.

So, I'm picking fresnelly's caption as the winner. :thumbsup:

Don't sweat it Fremen, I had just come off a couple flights (traveling back overseas) and so it came very easily :) Not so much thought as just sleep-deprived regurgitation. What's Fresnelly got for us?!

Thanks!

Enjoy!

http://canadianfermentation.files.wo.../07/moose3.jpg

"Hey boy, I got your moosetache right here!"

mmm-marry me

Reality TV hit a new low with "Moose Whisperer"

Things got a little "hairy" at the kissing booth this year . . .

"Word on the street is 'dat you know where Palin is."

Ha!

Nice work everyone. I figured we'd get one Palin joke in there. :)

But Gabbyness' line made me laugh the most and tells a great story.

I also would have accepted "Ow, Ow, Ow..."

Thanks Fresnelly. This one I got may be a total winner or a complete loser, I can see it going either way. I, however, have much faith in the TFP.

Dear CIA,
Please review my resume'. I think I could contribute as a field operative. I've included a detailed account of infiltrating a wedding to deploy a parking brake disabler of my own design which, for this mission was disguised as a wedding gift.

Bastards almost got my sewing machine.

"leaping" randomly from body to body all the time, you'd get a little crazy too.

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

/got nothin

Ever since I told my father about my special love for my Singer, he's been trying to come between us, one way or the other.
Btw, I'm pretty handy with machinery. Just ask Singer.

"When they rubs the lotion on their skin, it's smooth sailin' for my Singer."

I gotta run outa town again, so I apologize for cutting this a little short.

This was a damn tough call, but I think I show my bias when I was laughing out loud at Xerxys' quick one-liner. Something about the short and sweet . . .

Take it away Xerxys, great round!

I'll steal his spot when I can next remember to...morrow.

Harrumph!!!

Alright, alright... I meant to steal Xerxys' spot earlier in order to not let this thread delay any further (and for sweet retribution! | said in this voice) but I, too, got delayed so much further than even I could imagine (I'm probably the worst procrastinator this side of the Suez Canal, so getting off track this much surprised me).

Anyway, no more boring details: new round starts this now, and goes until the end of your work week.

Have fun.
http://i45.tinypic.com/fjhy1k.jpg

"Fucking Gary....it's the last time he gets theater tickets!"
"With a title like "Cold Comfort Farm", you'd think there would be snow in it!!"

You bastard! ... Not the caption, Jetee.

OK then.

Um, got nothing! Fremen probably has this round.

EDIT: "So warm. I'm glad no one noticed.., yet. The smell of urine might tip them off though ..."

The Town's decision to balance the budget by significantly raising the taxes on polar bear food was well received by nearly all of the town residents.

Yeah, way to wait an entire a week when you actually do win, but I win, (which is very rare, suprisingly) you can't even wait 48 hours before claiming my round.

I'd love some more takers for this week's caption contest (well, 3 people in the first day is actually pretty good)

[Looks at pamphlet]

Oh, hell, it's how to "beat" your food cravings . . .

dress your stalker in one of these people friendly outfits. brought to you by
We-Follow-Y-O-U.com

Graham was stunned. How could the Anti-Bear amendment pass so easily?

or

Silly Bear. You don't need Weight Watchers!

or

Does a bear shit in the gym?

Last hurrah for any new entrants. This week's contest will come to a close sometime on Saturday.

Tony was good this week so we let him out of the attic.

Susan Boyle is so hard to fap to.....

Alright, as the week comes to a close, and through a tight race among several participants' entries, I'll have to give the honorable mention to fresnelly's "Anti-bear ammendment" caption, but the true winner was that of RedLemon's submittal:
Kudos, and good graces, RedLemon. The round is yours to helm now.

Thanks. I thought the polar bear looked so sad, in contrast to everyone applauding around him.

My son loves the Mario Brothers, so...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7915/91778104.jpg

♫ .. Come boy .. come boy, come here, dance with me ... ♫

make it HARD, make it Mike's

"And here from an alternate dimensional Earth, straight from Ninchippendale, are the Bros. of Funk themselves!" "Grandmaster Mario and MC Luigi!!"

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

The latest edition of Mario Party featured an unexpected easter egg: if the same character is selected more than once, they are relegated to playing sans overalls.

Not pictured above due to decency standards: Princess Peach and Donkey Kong.

Although generally considered funnier than Revenge of the Nerds III, 1996's follow up Revenge Of The Jocks was a flop at the box office.

Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

(Just looking at the gloves)

so the lady yells back, as she's leaving the party, "Call me back when more than two of you can handle me!!!"

In this universe the princess rescues the plumber.