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amazingly akin to (o_O)
Nailing jello to a tree is |
...the craponical equivalent of shaming on entwhistle's elixor.
hipatitus is... |
nothing related to heppatitis.
phil's avatar is... |
showcasing a tragic American icon.
Blue Man Group is |
...traumatizing to children and house pets.
Natural Light Beer is... |
...a waste of liquid.
Teen Wolf is... |
not half as bad as Teen Wolf, Too.
Girls jumping on trampolines is... |
Dangerous during Acid Rain.
Aretha Franklin's Vagina is.... |
listed as an emergency homeless shelter in cold weather.
The Invisible Man is.... |
...a regular at above homeless shelter.
Beauty is... |
abundant at 3am.
Cling-wrap is... |
the savior of left overs.
A French man is... |
...wandering aimlessly into oblivion.
osteopornosis is... |
a disease that affects your ability to get a boner while looking at porn in old age.
Circus peanuts are |
...laced in LSD to make the monkeys more amusing.
White Collar Crime is... |
is the only way to break the law.
Serving the public is... |
really funny if you accidentally read it as serving the <b>pubic</b>.
This game is... |
A gratutious way to get more posts.
Bad Spelling and Grammer is... |
...mye firstt lanngwage
Keanu Reeves is... |
Contained in the above post.
Numbers are |
...Satan's alphabet.
Business cards are... |
...more fun when used in conjunction with welsh rarebit.
karmageddon is... |
hairy.
Mary Jane is... |
only a figment of my imagination
Insomnia is... |
natures way of giving you the opportunity to read more books and watch more TV.
Is is... |
a word
Ix is... |
a series of letters placed at the end of a car name to give a more powerful sounding name.
Non-linear acceleration is... |
a poor excuse for not knowing that Ix was home of the Ixians in Frank Herbert's Dune.
www.timecube.com is... |
not going to be surfed..
The time is |
right, and I'm feeling good...
A magician is |
my accountant.
Nostalgia is... |
that feeling you get when you're life is fubar'd at that moment. Or not. ;)
Silly rabbit, Trix are |
...sexual predators.
Property is... |
kept in the property box.
Motorcycle engines are |
rarely found in frisbees.
Cups will... |
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what you ask three years after the initial accident.
Oki opai is... |
A drug many japanese use.
Mountain Dew is |
A drug many serial killers abuse.
David Beckham is... |
...the Real Slim Shady.
Fuzzy Dice are... |
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