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not as good as Coke. :p
Super size it, is... |
a ploy to get people to buy more damn french fries then they could possibly eat!!!!!
Religeon is............. |
...a belief system that takes eons to understand.
Michigan is... |
. . . no where near as viscous as a wolverine.
Wolverine is . . . |
...a spoonerism of that stuff kids used to sell in cans to make enough money to buy b-b guns.
a ferret is... |
...slightly warmer than a jockstrap, but infinitely more wriggly
cat hairballs are... |
tasty if they're still wet.
A jewish neo-nazi is... |
like a black KKK member
A cow is |
...an example of the master race.
sunrise is... |
...a great thing to fall asleep to.
Camping is... |
Like any other holiday, only wetter.
Rivers are... |
trickling along the spine of the Earth.
Assuming something is... |
Making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Riding to work on a wild kangaroo is... |
...a funny story Aussies tell to Americans so that we can laugh at how gullible you are.
while we´re at it, have you heard about Drop Bears??? cooking is... |
great on da barbie with a couple 'o wobblies.
wobbly pops are..... |
not quite as wobbly as advertised. I want my money back!
A basilisk is... |
...a retarded looking lizard.
´sorry´... |
. . . is . . . a game that you are never really sorry during play.
Rook is . . . |
a chess piece
polar bears are... |
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hornY? ewww hahahaha
My cell phone is..... |
a shitty piece of.... shit.
bones is... |
too short.
two squirrels, 13 bottles of squeeze cheese and a dead hooker are... |
what you're looking foreward to this evening, eh?
the french language is... |
...a beautiful, sophisticated, sexy language.
television is... |
better than sliced bread.
A bird in the hand is... |
...better than a bird up your ass.
Humping random stuffed animals is... |
preferable to having your mom pick the cutest ones out for you.
Chocolate jogging pants are... |
...really funny to watch people wear in blazing heat.
Putting babies on spikes is... |
not cool, man.
being banned is... |
inevitable.
Getting laid is... |
hard.
americus is... |
a cool name
grils that go to beauty school are...... |
...sexy in a very odd way.
The fact that I just dropped a glass of iced tea on the floor whilst typing this is... |
a possible indication of your adeptness. :thumbsup:
TSFM is... |
...someone who couldn´t spell TISM (which stands for, This Is Serious Mum).
Woolloomooloo is... |
my grandfather's cousin's great grandnephew's name.
Johnny is... |
...5
Happiness is... |
contempt.
evil is... |
the root of all money.
practice is... |
the root of all funny.
grumpyolddude's new avatar is... |
old and busted. ;)
Cable internet is... |
what i have, damn you.
WLAN is... |
at geeklan.
lawn gnomes are.... |
missing from Drew Curtis's front yard.
42 is... |
the answer to all the questions, apparently.
the question is... |
about morphology.
A morpheme is... |
closely linked with non-linear deceleration
15 liters of mountain dew is |
too much
elvis is |
overrated.
More fire is... |
just what we need.
stoners are... |
Stoned
Tongues are.... |
incredibly useful
Skeet Ulrich is..... |
Not that cute!
Jello is.... |
...a hard surface to strike a match on.
AKIRA is... |
...nothing I feel like looking up.
A stinkey sock is... |
What you're wearing!
Hair is... |
...sexier when shaved off.
Shaving is... |
...irritating
the Doug Anthony All Stars are... |
available at all ABC stores.
Pepsi One is... |
not as good as bologna soup.
Hunting humans is... |
an overwrought plot-device
edema is.... |
really heavy.
Overacting in a movie is... |
so common it's not. Ha!
posting at 3:30 AM was |
ok with me
Zen is... |
a great way to ignore that burning pain in your rectum.
The first rule of Fight Club is... |
don't talk about fight club
a fountain pen is... |
a deadly device one can carry on a plane... :D
The most badass Looney Tunes character was... |
. . . and is, Taz.
http://seamonkey.ed.asu.edu/~hixson/...igh+AJ/TAZ.gif A nice relaxing day at work is . . . |
...almost as good as a bad day at a ball game.
a sharp stick in the eye is... |
a caveat of playing Gloucester in King Lear.
Two kilos are... |
more than it takes to get your azz busted.
Cantilevered bridges are... |
used for crossing large spans.
Creek is to stream as pants are... |
...to cooler weather.
Snow is... |
a Leo.
501 German Verbs are... |
obscene
Jigglypuff is... |
...my favourite pokemon. it is also a rather amusing euphemism for mastubating.
KFC is... |
finger lickin goo
corn in you poop is... |
better than poop in your corn
cockroaches in IHOP are |
considered a 'topping'
a homeless man with no legs is |
working the intersection a few blocks from here (seriously, he's quite well known around here)
the last time you saw Cher in concert was... |
1864......plastic bitch.
a hangover is.... |
caused by excessive alcohol consumption!!!!!!!!!
ugly is........... |
. . . as ugly does.
Your momma is . . . |
a MILF!
A word processor is.... |
an easy way to misspell words.
A singing dog is... |
something to hold on to
A hypocritical hippopotamus is.... |
a big fat liar.
My sister-in-law is.... |
...in love with me.
My outlaw-sister is... |
...not the easiest concept to grasp.
spiritual enlightenment is... |
not for me...
homosexualism is... |
not for everyone.
A leprechaun is.... |
eating me lucky charms!
Bob and the sheep are... |
not in the barn... no sir.
jesus h christ is |
an interesting person with some nice ideas.
Stellar phenomena like black holes and neutron stars are... |
. . . interesting ideas, made by some nice people.
Narcolepsy is . . . |
a big word.
bill clinton is |
thoroughly enjoing his office in Harlem.
A twitter is... |
not a twatter.
bush is... |
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