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a very weird name.
Tool is... |
...hitting that nine inch nail right on the head.
cheeseburgers are... |
not quite as good as Giant Hamburger.
"American Wedding" is... |
a rather stupid movie, even though I haven't seen it yet. And I can tell, because the last two were crap :thumbsup:
Bog is... |
gob backwards.
gobstoppers are... |
everlasting enjoyment.
Enjoyment is ... |
twenty six.
twenty seven is... |
next
counting is... |
for kids and retards.
diarrhea is... |
in keeping with your general theme.
A broken push rod is... |
a terrible, terrible tragedy.
bad words are... |
what makes the world go 'round.
Fast food protestors are... |
...are faster than slow food protestors.
The world is... |
. . . a vampire.
Bit-O-Honey is . . . |
. . . stuck in my teeth.
A hobo is . . . |
...the king of the road.
"black on black" is... |
hard to read.
prepubescence is... |
a weird word.
shooooooo is... |
...what some drunk guy tried to say to me last night at the pub.
Bacardi is... |
...to my pants as a machine gun is...
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...to mussolini's pants.
long island iced tea is... |
rather tasty if you pour all of it out into the ocean for the fishies and replenish your cup with some Lipton :thumbsup:
Walruses are... |
nasty when drunk on long island ice tea.
The weekend off is... |
a 48-hour "happy hour".
fat ugly men are... |
a little worse than just plain fat men.
Drinking 10 beers is.... |
unfortunately, par for the course with too many people.
Thinking you're crazier than most is... |
...not necessary in the nonsense forum.
Moths are... |
keeping company with their favorite Ticks.
Ulcers are... |
owezers
the sesame street gang at hot topic is... |
not something I'm familiar with.
Chilling in tha 'hood is... |
not for white suburbanites.
Ebonics is... |
...the art of making those carved ebony elephants on the mantelpiece come alive electronically.
attraction is... |
the act or capability of attracting.
Minute Maid Valencia Orange soda is... |
Disgusting with a capital O for orange
Soggy meatballs in a bowl of cornflakes are... |
not as good as soggy meatballs in a bowl of frosted cornflakes.
Hey-zeus is... |
the correct pronunciation of Jesus.
killing this thread is... |
Not the right thing to do :)
A dildo is... |
Something I will never own.
Jackass is... |
a fucking hilarious movie.
A sexy blonde lesbian is... |
fun to watch
insomnia is |
pretty unwasteful...
speellingz thangzzziss wrong is... |
a sign of a reetard
Street Fighter is... |
a good game but was a lame movie.
Lando Calrissian is ... |
the pimp. the ultra pimp...
Jack Black is... |
down with OPP.
The Santa Anita Winds are... |
If you mean Santa ANA winds then they are generally defined as warm, dry winds that blow from the
east or northeast (offshore). These winds occur below the passes and canyons of the coastal ranges of Southern California and in the Los Angeles basin. Santa Ana winds often blow with exceptional speed in the Santa Ana Canyon (the canyon from which it derives its name). Forecasters at the NWS in Oxnard and San Diego usually place speed minimums on these winds and reserve the use of "Santa Ana" for winds greater than 25 knots. The complex topography of Southern California combined with various atmospheric conditions create numerous scenarios that may cause widespread or isolated Santa Ana events. Commonly, Santa Ana winds develop when a region of high pressure builds over the Great Basin (the high plateau east of the Sierra mountains and west of the Rocky mountains including most of Nevada and Utah). Clockwise circulation around the center of this high pressure area forces air downslope from the high plateau. The air warms as it descends toward the California coast at the rate of 5 degrees F per 1000 feet due to compressional heating. Thus, compressional heating provides the primary source of warming. The air is dry since it originated in the desert, and it dries out even more as it is heated. Santa Ana winds commonly occur between October and February with December having the highest frequency of events. Summer events are rare. Wind speeds are typically north to east at 35 knots through and below passes and canyons with gusts to 50 knots. Stronger Santa Ana winds can have gusts greater than 60 knots over widespread areas and gusts greater than 100 knots in favored areas. Frequently, the strongest winds in the basin occur during the night and morning hours due to the absence of a sea breeze. The sea breeze which typically blows onshore daily, can moderate the Santa Ana winds during the late morning and afternoon hours. Santa Ana winds are an important forecast challenge because of the high fire danger associated with them. Also, unusually high surf conditions on the northeast side of the Channel Islands normally accompany a Santa Ana event. Other hazards include: wind damage to property, turbulence and low-level wind shear for aircraft, and high wind dangers for boaters. An extremely verbose person is......... |
not too unverbose.
lunch today is... |
...a brobdingnagian permutation to be reckoned with.
joe regalbuto is... |
a name i must say... i dont recognize.
my new avatar isss? |
always welcome.
Moogles are... |
Quote:
Equine farting being a pastime of mine, and all. ;) "Moogles are..." the little people that work for google.com. Dunking donuts is... |
the nickname of the bloke who plays in the ruck of my local football team.
A bird in the hand is... |
two worms in the sky :confused: :thumbsup:
The color green is... |
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...evil tomes, with braided pincurls and chlamidia.
harley earl is... |
dead. no matter what those car commercials say...filthy bastards...
a hottub is.... |
not something you should even type out in this weather.
Mickey Mouse ears are... |
...very sexy when worn with matching black lingerie... and a tail... hmmmm...no, wait... thats not right... scratch the tail bit...
akira is... |
...one wierd 'ckin' name.
a leaf is... |
wilting in this heat.
An ice berg is |
great for that tasty vodka ceaser.
sunsets are..... |
just a figment of your imagination
Xooguu the cheese god is |
well curdled
catching the brass rings is... |
impossible.
Sweat is |
wet!
Water Fountains are... |
very phallic
A velvet gloves is ... |
great when you wanna play with palm-ela and hand-ula.
an orgasm is...... |
...one hell of BLAST!!!
renovating is... |
very satisfying, if it's your own place.
Caramel apples are... |
gooey then crunchy! (I hope)
Carnies are..... |
a unique breed.
Astronauts are... |
...going to be replaced by robots, eventually (will man even make it Mars?)
the St Kilda Saints are... |
less saintly than a rutting koala.
String cheese is... |
...something that you really get checked out by a doctor.
Smegma is... |
... a type of lubrication, I think :)
Cheese salads are... |
Cheesy!
Water is... |
... well, I'd say watery, but that'd be corny. So water is good for your health. :thumbsup:
Barbi Benton is... |
also thinking that smegma is a type of lubrication (she must have dyed her hair blonde...).
the gulag archipelago is... |
... a book title that I cannot pronounce unless I am drunk.
Necrophilia is... |
...a somewhat taboo little fetish best kept out of the public eye.
the high road is... |
... despite what they say, always going to be cooler than the road that just says "no"
The teenage mutant ninja turtles is... |
a good movie.
everything is... |
relative
a relative is |
someone that you cannot choose.
a good friend is... |
gonna help me move a body. hah!
tom cruise is... |
oh my god! so cute! :lol: :rolleyes:
The Bell curve is... |
shaped like a bell.......most times.
Labtec is |
...catbal spelled backwards...
jimmy hoffa is... |
...actually Rudy Giuliani´s chief adviser. but he stays in the background for obvious reasons.
Louisiana is... |
... an open invitation to get a speeding ticket for going 1 over ticket if you are from out of state.
Alabama is... |
the banjo capital of the World.
Grease 2 is... |
horrible. just plain shit.
"Cry Baby" is... |
a term used for people that whine too much.
"Baby Boy" is........ |
...on a friend's birth certificate.
a horse is... |
...a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Punky Brewster is... |
nauseating and probablt way too old now to pull the cute routine.
Dinner is |
mellow yellow and some pretzels
Hobbitville is edit: ps punky brewster sp* is still cute, just in a grownup female way :D |
plan9...beautiful...
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umm... ok. Anyways...
frequency moderation is... |
uncle phil's favorite jammie time station.......on your am dial.......
heavy petting is......... |
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