|
Hairier than I am.
Bounty paper towels are... |
is kinda queer... but in a good way
Bones's's is... |
not even a noun.
A boiled cabbage is... |
not my favorite food
Cable TV is... |
a system of television reception in which signals from distant stations are picked up by a master antenna and sent by cable to the individual receivers of paying subscribers -- (see also: cable TV)
Babies are... |
.... fun to cram into the trunk of your car.
A scratching post is ... |
...making my fingers itchy just thinking about it.
a bird in the hand is... |
not leaving until i'm finished.
Bananas are |
poor weapons in a street fight.
July first is.... |
...without a doubt, shingo's friend, co-conspirator, and limo driver...all wrapped up in a nehru jacket.
a hamburger is... |
NOT a position in the Kama Sutra manual.
A one-armed man in a wheelchair is... |
...out in the cornfields of iowa making those funny circles.
vermicelli is... |
a forum troll
The Internet is... |
very fucky.
Hummers are... |
...never there when you need them.
an albino frog is... |
a frog.
pussy is |
always next to some asshole.
laughter is |
contagious
slushies are... |
a parady of slurpies.
people are... |
a crodd between a shovel and a native australian dog...
Letter openers sometimes... |
hurt when they puncture my skin.
playing cards are... |
necessary for playing strip poker.
Vodka is.... |
going down to my belly...
I AM? |
(in answer to "I Am")
the Walrus (Goo goo ga joob.) Paul is... |
sick of doing 'Crocadile Dundee' sequels...
Sunscreen is... |
usually MILK!
love is... |
an emotion
apple computers are... |
...falling off the trees in the fall.
shingo still is... |
bones.
bones is.......... |
A skeletal heap in the proverbial closet...
Music is... |
to my ears, what food is to my stomach.
ambition is... |
forgin to most.
light is... |
hurting my eyes...
System of A Down is... |
a band name that I have yet to understand.
My job is... |
to be Sticky.
This weekend is |
...counting down to how many bullets dirty harry had left in his pistol before he blasted the punk off the dock.
a dictionary is... |
full of words that are spelled correctly.
A rose is |
a tattoo on a chick I knew back in the day.....
I think that I have a hair growing out of the top of my nose |
bender is...
The one who broke the chain. Chainsaws are... |
...best left untouched under the christmas tree until until little johnny gets up and tests it.
the metaphysical ramifications of the philosophy of L ron hubbard are... |
a case for dictionary.com, because i had no idea what 'ramification' means.
w4x0r is... |
letter,number,letter,number,letter.
tequila is......... |
a poor excuse for Patron
True love is... |
to bluff. ;)
A good turkey sandwich is |
daaaaaaammmmmnnnn...tasty.
gravy is....... |
good on rice.
Sand in your shorts is |
...proof that you haven't been lounging around the rumpus room all day.
sauce is... |
yummy only sometimes.
Loose fingers are... |
good for satisfying lonely women.
A tiger on the prowl is... |
gonna fuckin eat you, rat.
Jay-z is... |
a great way to insult your aural senses.
Cotton wool can... |
not be as painful as steel wool
Placebos are... |
good for placating hysterical mother-in-laws.
A great big horseflop is |
preferable to most Reality TV.
A good day at work is... |
an utter myth.
Finding a nice girl is... |
the second best kind.
Amber Bock is... |
...arguably one of life's simple pleasures, especially if it comes from f x matts.
mud wrestling is... |
A cheapskate version of tar wrestling!
Ladedadedadedaaaa is... |
a song from the band journey.
a wheel is........ |
A round thing that shoulda been square.
Giant Hamburgers are... |
better tasting than giant hot dogs.
Drag racing is |
fuckin crazy.
virgins are... |
tight.
the newspaper is....... |
full of shit, and ink.
Bombs are... |
things that go BOOOOOOOMMM
Sunburn is |
not very fun at all.
albino tigers are....... |
of pink eyes having
weed is... |
best smoked and not eaten.
the hair on the top of my noise is... |
poking me in the eye.
brownies are |
um. brown.
Seattle is... |
wet, depressing and yet a nice place to live.
The most wonderful thing about love is... |
the humping.
Pheatius is....... |
...more than enough.
frogs are... |
indifferent when asked about the war in Iraq.
A dart-board is... |
full of a shit load of holes.
*and my damn wall too* war is........... |
not good for nothin', bitch!
Chris Rock is... |
good god, y'all...absolutely nothin'...
yeah, chris rock... a tree is... |
is starring in rush hour 3....
work is... |
very not fun.
Samurai's are... |
always chasing my Mom at the grocery store!
The dog smell is |
not a very pleasing one.
Anime chicks are... |
so fuckin cute.
dream is... |
Anna K sitting on my face.
An autopsy is... |
necessary, but icky. :D
Shingo is |
ognihS backwards
Polar bears are... |
...invisible in a snowstorm.
the swallows of capistrano are... |
......more fun than the spitters of capistrano
the TFP is........... |
...the impossible dream.
the devil is... |
a nasty motherfucker.
jesus is......... |
.....a Mexican name
Bill Gates is..... |
...morally bankrupt.
My hair is... |
an environment in itself!
Seasame Street is... |
no longer about educating children as much as it is a marketing scheme to sell crap to children for public television fund raising.
The trouble with Traditional Zoroastrianism is... |
...nobody knows what the fuck it is.
Having children is... |
........the result of a broken condom
a condom is |
...usually three stories high, with a garage on the lower floor.
the best beef in the world is... |
red
Envolopes are... |
best sealed with a good lick.
Getting to the bottom of a well is... |
...best accomplished by finding a secret cave that connects it to both a wishing well and One-Eyed Willy's rich-stuff.
Canada is... |
the best country in the whole damned world.
Matches are... |
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