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... one Bad Mother Fucker.<p>Snot is...
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...runnin' down your nose.
"buns up" is... |
A recurrent treme in Emeril's new baking show.
Iron Chef Roksaburo Michiba is... |
... a master baker.<P>Frustration is...
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...the precursor to inordinate amounts of language.
amplitude magnification is... |
... Real Genius and a big damn laser.<p>A botched partial is...
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...surgically incorrect.
A sodium fluorosilicate is... |
...the most fun you can have with your mouth.
big, bad irving is... |
...is the original Doctor.
Flying squirrels are... |
.. harder to hit with your car.<p>Toe jam is...
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...definitely not the kind you put on toast.
Long fingernails... |
...are the best friends of an itchy back.
Long threads are.. |
...tedious to read through all of the way.
However, short threads in Nonsense are... |
either searingly insightful or completely ignored.
Self Reference is.... |
....only disturbing in the thrid person
but constipation is......... |
...terrible in any circumstance!
Bill O'Reilly is... |
...unbenknownst by me.
Michael Jackson is... |
...a moniker I wouldn't use on my worst enemy.
A moniker is... |
...a nickname.
Nicknames are... |
...best when given while intoxicated.
Drinking games are... |
...only games when you're young enough not to understand them.
now real drinking, on the other hand, is... |
...more fun than a day at Six Flags.
Orange Jell-O is... |
... A delicious perversion of natural law.
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is... |
... better the a flaming hot poke in the ass.<p>Erection is...
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How the Japanese choose thier leaders.
Running out of TP is... |
...Not an option.
Dobedo is... |
Spandex Swimsuits for attack dogs.
42 is.. |
...a special age for a pot bellied pig.
Yellow gum drops are... |
...best taken with a grain of salt.
the most wonderful time of the year is... |
boring
a skank is |
...a skunk from gawgia.
the "stars and bars" is... |
One way to get Howard Dean to take notice of your pickup truck.
The New Hampshire Primary is... |
..is the primary new subdivision of the Shire in Middle earth named Hamp.<p>Buckling is...
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... An immature Buck.
The face on the Three Dollar Bill is... |
... Fred Durst and Britnany Spears.<p>Rush is...
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........a great canadian band.
snow is............... |
... what we don't have enough of right now.<p> A silient child is...
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much better than an unsilent child.
Freezing weather is... |
... the reason we love fireplaces.
Chocolate is... |
... an alternative for sexual activity for some.<p>Work is...
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