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... a necessary evil.
Waxing is... |
...on the wane.
thermopylae is... |
A lot less narrow than it used to be.
Trafalgar is... |
not in the dictionary.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is.......... |
...the square root of trafalgar.
lindsey buckingham was... |
the wife of Mr. Buckingham?
A can of soup is... |
Quote:
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Lindsey Buckingham was the only thing that ever made Stevie Nicks worth the time it took to listen to her.
A can of soup is... ... Not Art Which begs the following: Andy Warhol is.. |
... done with his 15 seconds of fame.<p>Sniffling is...
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...regrettably prevelant at the moment.
Chicken Soup is... |
... not good for chickens.<p>A tidal wave is...
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...rolling over alabama as we speak.
ersatz coffee was, is, and always will be... |
... a mystery to me.<p> Easy cheese is...
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... stinky.
pee is... |
warm.
poop is... |
a divine release of the anus.
goatse.cx is.......(if you are one of the five people left on the internet who hasn't seen goatse, check it out(nsfw) and then you will understand my post) |
um...is....um.....uh.....um......*life flashes before me*
SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA SEE! *shudders* but mushy cereal is............... (let's all adjust back to our normalities...that is if we can recover from that last link....tyvm eotlemac......)*shudders* |
Not as good as crunchy cereal... but then again cereal is overrated.
Ruling is... (other than my occupation) |
... a something you agree with or detest.<p>A fucked up sinus is...
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...A sign of being fucked in the head.
Nasal sex is... |
....okay with a small johnson.
a small johnson is... |
Flyman's bane.
Windows XP is full of... |
...venusian blinds.
a stepladder is... |
... a way to get ti up.<p>A silent but deadly is...
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more deadly than silent.
Eating poorly cooked shrimp is... |
like chewing rubber.
Dreaming you're falling is... |
...better than dreamin you're landing.
Flying coach is... |
...self inflicted origami.
Killing weasels is: 2Wolves |
... One way to depopulate Washington DC.
A chair, as spoon, and a toothbrush are... |
...not on my holiday gift list.
An albino cetacean's phallus is |
miniscule compared to mine :)
the best way to skin a cat is... |
to boil them in oil.
Got warts? the best way to rid yourself of them is .... |
...use the rings instead of the trapeze bar.
ernestine was... |
...Ernest Borgnine's twin sister. Not much to look at but a great dancer.
A cherry red 1971 Chevelle SuperSport convertible with a 396 is 2Wolves |
... A good penis substitute, but not as good as...
An English hothouse cucumber, which is... |
...is dirty, hot, and wet after <b>Tophat665</b> is finished with it (according to the post above.
an empty coffee cup in a drawer... |
...means "you've got some 'splainin' to do...."
which leads to soggy drawers, which are... |
... another thing that could result from the proper use of an English hothouse cucumber.
And rapidly shifting subject to the current bane of my existence, the Wiggles are... |
... still curable with most antibiotics.
While the Monkees are... 2Wolves |
... still over 40% terminal.
But the Heebee Jeebees are... |
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