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...water falling from the sky
water falling from the sky is...(!) |
Falling on my head. (dammit!)
Poodles are |
dogs often carried by the really rich in movies.
Football season is |
too far away.
Basketball season is |
never over (NBA, that is.)
Velcro is |
...never there when you need it.
the sound a tree makes when it falls in an uninhabited forest is... |
a wicked THUD man.
a chainsaw is....... |
a messy weapon.
A ligthsaber is.... |
used by Jedi who are compensating for something.
German beer is... |
only slightly less poisonous than horse urine.
Cold showers are |
not good for jacking off.
Summer in Phoenix is.... |
super duper Mercury hot!
The earth is... |
not yet imploding on itself.
Spiral notebooks are... |
actually chopped segments of one infinitely loooong notebook.
A pound of flesh is... |
good with fava beans, and a nice chianti
pencils are... |
not made for sticking in your urethra.
Socks make... |
cheap puppets.
Vestigial organs are |
...not easy to play in church.
a naked woman is... |
A nice or scary sight!
Medusa is... |
really hard to get along with. :p
Buck Rogers is |
a for Montreal Expos manager.
glasses are... |
very sexy on women. *yowza* :love:
Tolkien is |
Always full of something.
Spandex is... |
a privelage not a right.
a nice cold beer is... |
...usually pulled out of a tub of icy water.
walt disney is... |
frozen in my backyard.
uncle phil's avatar is... |
pleasing to all the men 'cause she's got nice tits! :D
Work can be... |
put off till later.
A hole in the backyard is |
worth two holes in the bush.
Rubber vaginas are |
accessories to blow-up dolls.
Tickling is... |
Incredibly annoying.
My shitty internet connection (aside from shitty) is... |
sllllooooowwwwww................
kids are...... |
better left to responsible adults.
Holes in my britches are |
...just a disguise for ventilation panels.
the definition of "is" is... |
Irrelevant here!
My backyard is... |
2 feet square.
My dogs are.. |
plotting against you.
The rain in Spain is |
mainly in vain, 'cause to prevent a stain, you need to take a train, and that is all very plain, when you pass the time drinking the grain.
Ricotta cheese is |
...the gem of the ocean.
all you need is... |
love! (of course...now tell me you can't get that particular Beatles song out of your head! :D )
Football is... |
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