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your face and my ass (sorry, no offence)
to be rude is...... |
to be cnor.
(hahah! in your face!) Notebooks are... |
for jotting down great lines like the post cnor made.
jesters are.......... |
always cracking wise.
PB&J is |
bachelor sustenance.
crack cocaine is... |
...at the very bottom of the "sustenance" chain.
dwarves are... |
elite, highly trained cocaine.
Paperclips can... |
spring high in the air.
France is... |
That place. No, not 'that' place, the other one.
Cigars are.. |
not bad 'substitutes'.
Rain will... |
make the government shut up about low dam levels
pie is... |
3.1415926535...
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are... |
Old fuckers by now
Mary Poppins is.. |
in need of a new umbrella.
Medical insurance is... |
free if you live in Canada and not very ill.
To be immortal is... |
...boring after 1,391 years.
Dancing on a table is... |
great until you fall off.
Drinking too many beers is |
a sure fire way to get your ex-gf to start asking difficult questions.
Drinking too much vodka is... |
...keeping bones far from sanity.
one of the rolling stones is... |
...1,391 years old and still rockin'!
John Stamos is... |
still alive?
Running with scissors is... |
par for the course with uncle phil
Donkey-dick Dave is |
a sick bastard that dreeses up as a donkey and entertains at children's functions.
II+II is......... |
an ascii representation of a TIE fighter from starwars.
Homer simpson is..... |
the only roll model for men.
Lisa Simpson is... |
...a variation of the aquatic theory of small government.
a scarab is... |
what ancient Egyptians got on their wounds when they were healing. (Ouch!, that was very bad...)
... A penny earned is... |
Really a loss of one penny.
Big butts are... |
from very large cigarettes...
..... A day in my life is.... |
taxed up to 35% by the government.
... The best food is... |
...best eaten when one is hungry.
intaxication is... |
...pissing off a tax officer and getting heavily audited twice a week.
Springer is... |
...jerry's spaniel. (i couldn't resist that one...)
a boxcar is... |
A car kids make from boxes.
Iskler is |
A word I only came across today!
Japan is... |
Napaj spelled backwards.
A singular sensation is |
...one gigantic boo-boo.
reintarnation is... |
...the result of someone half-arsedly throwing a mass of letters together.
Unity is... |
Almost the same as being glued together, except its funnier.
A and J are... |
enjoying teh 69!
Barry White is... |
...dead.
foreploy is... |
making her THINK you're gunna go down on her.
Dehydration is... |
the 'hoods watering system.
Fremens' life expectancy after that last crack is... |
endless...............................i can tell it didn't hurt.
purgatory is......... |
...fun, never ending fun.
netball is... |
...a point for the server.
giraffiti is... |
done really high up the wall.
pc's are........... |
...gateways to other worlds
Chocolate is... |
...best mixed with a solution of anhydrous ammonia and swamp root, with a dash of suet, before pumping it into the pie shell.
sarchasm is... |
the pit asia's economy fell into thanks to SARS.
silver nitrate is |
an oxidizer and should be treated as such.
Did you read that flyman? STOP drinking the stuff! Beer is... |
in abundance.
Guiness is........ |
the English version of rowdy man's beer
A one armed man in a wheelchair is... |
pretty damned funny
What I just said is... |
pretty damn funny.
What Snakeyes said is... |
...prolific only in the sense that cartwheels turn on a dime.
inoculatte is... |
an injection against coffee chain shops.
Pissing up a rope is... |
Crazy bad guy from mortal kombat?
Pintelor is.. |
half a quartelor!
Disco is...... |
Something I wish you wouldn't remind me of.
(0_0) is... |
amazingly akin to (o_O)
Nailing jello to a tree is |
...the craponical equivalent of shaming on entwhistle's elixor.
hipatitus is... |
nothing related to heppatitis.
phil's avatar is... |
showcasing a tragic American icon.
Blue Man Group is |
...traumatizing to children and house pets.
Natural Light Beer is... |
...a waste of liquid.
Teen Wolf is... |
not half as bad as Teen Wolf, Too.
Girls jumping on trampolines is... |
Dangerous during Acid Rain.
Aretha Franklin's Vagina is.... |
listed as an emergency homeless shelter in cold weather.
The Invisible Man is.... |
...a regular at above homeless shelter.
Beauty is... |
abundant at 3am.
Cling-wrap is... |
the savior of left overs.
A French man is... |
...wandering aimlessly into oblivion.
osteopornosis is... |
a disease that affects your ability to get a boner while looking at porn in old age.
Circus peanuts are |
...laced in LSD to make the monkeys more amusing.
White Collar Crime is... |
is the only way to break the law.
Serving the public is... |
really funny if you accidentally read it as serving the <b>pubic</b>.
This game is... |
A gratutious way to get more posts.
Bad Spelling and Grammer is... |
...mye firstt lanngwage
Keanu Reeves is... |
Contained in the above post.
Numbers are |
...Satan's alphabet.
Business cards are... |
...more fun when used in conjunction with welsh rarebit.
karmageddon is... |
hairy.
Mary Jane is... |
only a figment of my imagination
Insomnia is... |
natures way of giving you the opportunity to read more books and watch more TV.
Is is... |
a word
Ix is... |
a series of letters placed at the end of a car name to give a more powerful sounding name.
Non-linear acceleration is... |
a poor excuse for not knowing that Ix was home of the Ixians in Frank Herbert's Dune.
www.timecube.com is... |
not going to be surfed..
The time is |
right, and I'm feeling good...
A magician is |
my accountant.
Nostalgia is... |
that feeling you get when you're life is fubar'd at that moment. Or not. ;)
Silly rabbit, Trix are |
...sexual predators.
Property is... |
kept in the property box.
Motorcycle engines are |
rarely found in frisbees.
Cups will... |
|
what you ask three years after the initial accident.
Oki opai is... |
A drug many japanese use.
Mountain Dew is |
A drug many serial killers abuse.
David Beckham is... |
...the Real Slim Shady.
Fuzzy Dice are... |
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