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a flop when marketed by the WWE as the XFL.
A man and a woman are... |
walking into a bar with a 12 inch piano....
a paper cut is |
one hurtful mother-jumper!
Asteroids is |
...second cousin to hemorrhoids.
the rock and roll hall of fame is... |
missing pink floyd.
bob geldof is...... |
now a knight....Sir Bob Geldof.
hardwood floors are... |
...better than a sharp stick in the eye.
the coin of the realm is... |
worth 20% less in the U.S.
Kid rock is.............. |
...trying to figure out how to get rid of the pet rock stuck between his ears.
imagination is... |
sometimes better than porn.
Silicone is.... |
a great material.
coca-cola is... |
way too carbonated.
pussies are..... |
...whiners.
the green, green grass of home is... |
yellow........damn water restrictions.
sprinklers are...... |
the arch-rivals of the tinklers, creating the hottest rivalry in the history of water sports!
The rightside inclination of a sun biased hydraulic peanut crusher is... |
gobbledegook!
My middle finger is... |
stuck like I just don't give a...
Eminem is |
not related to Johny Cash, it just looks like he is.
A good steak is..... |
similar to a good lamb chop
The time is.. |
...now.
one of my new year's resolutions is... |
to not eat pork rinds.
blood is... |
thicker then rum.
Today is Monday |
thicker then rum.
Today is |
...nearly over.
A toe is |
a small island surrounding a lagoon.
Pizza can... |
give you gas.
instant coffee is....... |
taste like shit, if from pizza hut
(im answering it although you DIDNT FOLLOW DA RULES!) religion is... |
...the opiate of the masses.
the old man and the sea is... |
never going to catch that fish.
Saddam Hussien is |
having sex with a small poodle in your closet! Damn that filthy bastard! :eek:
Children running with knives are... |
chasing me around the house.
A hot cup of coffee in the lap is..... |
killing all my sperm cells.
Shingo is... |
...a good kid who got stuck with bones for a friend.
horseradish is... |
mad as hell, and isn't going to take it!
France is... |
to close to Spain...
gum is.... |
the worst lubricant ever.
Fluffy dice are... |
for geeks.
insects are........ |
six-legged
Grandparents are |
made for humpin'!
My eyes are... |
closed.
A sasquatch is |
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