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...hanging off the rear-view mirror of the starship enterprize.
glibido is... |
...a word you probably just made up to confuse me...
System of a Down is... |
a very good band, i think.
XLG is... |
...an abbreviation of xenia lake, gohio.
dopeer effect is... |
...that feeling you get that makes you want to sleep with all of your friends after you've gotten really really drunk.
Antidisestablishmentarianism is... |
too much to worry about.
Canada is... |
...the wussiest country on the planet.
Yamaha acoustic guitars are... |
best eaten with a good Chianti and fava beans.
... The road not taken is... |
...in quite a bit of disrepair.
Monkeys that throw poo at people are... |
...higher evolved than we are.
People that throw poo at monkeys are... |
...Gods among men.
People that throw cheese graters and monkeys are... |
the chinese.
sperm is... |
the best type of whale.
Vegemite is... |
...best in thick layers on toast (thats right guys, the more the better. haha)
Bret Easton Ellis is... |
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...make you pregnant.
Sami Lukis is... |
a weird way of spelling "Sammy Lucas".
white is... |
a lighter shade of pale.
Black is.... |
the absence of all colour.
robins are |
...sweet, pretty birds.
Ninjas are.... |
always grumpy in the morning.
Textas are... |
...sweet smelling.
Teen movies are... |
horrible.
vipers are... |
...sweet ass cars.
Ex-girlfriends are... |
...shark bait (oh, shouldn´t have said that)
Sharks are... |
pretty dumb.
stripes are... |
...out to make people look fat.
Fat people are... |
not thin.
condom is... |
...bad. MAKE HULK MAD!!
Super hero movies are... |
too popular.
Matches are... |
...fun when combined with rubbing alcohol.
Third degree burns are... |
FUCKIN' PAINFUL!!
Gary Gnu is... |
Often mocked for his last name
Shingo is.. |
dead!!!!!
alcohol is....... |
...great with matches
Second Degree burns are... |
STILL VERY PAINFUL!!
Romantic novels are |
for women.
playboy books are...... |
for men, DUH!
california is... |
slowly filling up.
Wanking is... |
masterbation! YAY!
Texas is... |
...a place where all hot Hawaiian women originally came from (speaking from experience).
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Half a post is...
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...my mistake.
My apology is... |
...in the interests of all that are holy.
an ignoranus is... |
not a noun.
A piece of paper can... |
...almost hurt when it cuts you!
Mullets are... |
Gullets with an 'M'.
The ocean is... |
...Billy's last name
Billy Ocean is... |
not one of the four major oceans of earth.
A walk in the park is... |
...not very safe in Iraq
Hand grenades are... |
a great way to break the ice.
stupid is... |
as stupid does.
Turkey is |
...delicious with Greece when you are Hungary.
Halloween is... |
my favourite holiday.
Guy Fox Day is... |
the newest stat holiday (ya sure)
A vacation is..... |
...guy fawkes day in disguise.
a bird in the hand is... |
damn phil you are FAST!
dinner on the table! A vacation is... |
much longer if you live in Europe.
.... English-speaking countries are... |
filled with people who speak english?
ice is... |
colder then marshmellows.
Heartburn is.... |
...that feeling you get after dumping the hottest girl you've ever gone out with (and of course you don't notice that 'til she's already gone...).
Love is... |
swallowing.
Pepper can... |
give you heartburn.
my avatar is... |
...of a remarkably sadistic dream.
the high road is... |
fuckin high.
paper is... |
...is very nasty type of cut.
Vikings are... |
...great to party with.
rocking chairs are... |
...usually drunk and hang out at Metallica concerts.
Cocaine is.... |
the devil's dandruff.
maryjane is..... |
...an elegant, sophisticated shrew.
Hong Kong is... |
King Kong's bro
a sophisticated shrew is..... |
biting my leg!
slavery is... |
...all good, when done in moderation.
Oprah is... |
Due for her annual Enema.
Latino Sex Scenes are.. |
full of latinos.
Jello can... |
...feel REAL good, ya know what i´m sayin...
Toyota is... |
Horrible name for a little German Girl
Scabs are.. |
not entirely tasteless.
Monkeys will... |
give you a deadly virus.
Tounge Piercings are... |
.. a fun way to make Chewing Tin Foil even better
The Anti-Wank Movement is.. |
fruitless.
Dr. Pepper is... |
needed in surgery.
Sir Anthony Hopkins is... |
...least remembered for his skill at evading the inevitable.
zappa is... |
a dirty stinkin' people eater.
Money will... |
Force me to kill one day!!!
Death is... |
my favorite ice cream flavor.
A can full of compressed air is... |
not something to bite.
a post-whore is... |
a whore who posts.
rape is... |
...really a poor excuse.
alberta is... |
...Canada's colon
Michigan is... |
...America's medula oblongata
Scunts are... |
tiny vaginas.
Transformers were... |
the best show. and a great toy.
oral sex is... |
a good leisurely activity to have done on you to relax.
Teh hotsex is... |
a poor excuse for a fire, a good book and a bottle of Malibu.
Fire is |
shooting through my veins (Alice Cooper, 1989).
Pubic hair can... |
choke you if you're not careful.
Roller skates are.... |
very fun... for the 70s.
Starbucks is... |
...satan's gift to coffee.
The Great Depression was... |
a great time to be a farmer.
Elmo is... |
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